By Joel Warner
By Michael Roberts
By Alan Prendergast
By Michael Roberts
By Michael Roberts
By Amber Taufen
By Patricia Calhoun
By William Breathes
No More Mr. Ice Guy
Regarding Bill Gallo's "Thin Ice" in the January 19 issue:
I've got news for Mr. Gallo. Maybe his macho mind doesn't regard figure skating as a sport, but any intelligent individual can obviously see that it is not only a sport, it is an art form. I can clearly decipher that Bill Gallo is a sarcastic writer, but as most good writers realize, sometimes sarcasm is inappropriate. His point could have been presented equally well without bashing the sport, the athletes and even their parents. I'm sure that if some thug attacked the beloved John Elway with a crowbar, Mr. Gallo would be singing a different tune. Sorry to disappoint him, but I doubt that the two professional skaters will cat-fight at the Olympic games.
I'm not one for patriotism, but Bill needs to realize what team he's on. Instead of jinxing two of America's most promising chances of bringing home gold medals, he should be wishing them luck. Before he categorizes in his mind (and in the media) what is and isn't a sport, why doesn't Bill Gallo get out there and do a triple lutz or even a single scene of Swan Lake? My mother always taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say about someone or something, then keep your mouth shut!
The Hack of the Bus
Patricia Calhoun's January 12 column and Kenny Be's January 19 cartoon slamming Ken Hamblin show a lack of regard for facts in this case. He will have his case in court and, as with the gays accused of the cemetery vandalism, is innocent until proven guilty. This is still America, not Amerika.
It is not a coincidence that Hamblin is accused of this just as his star is rising. He has many enemies in this town who would set him up for a fall. Perhaps this includes a certain newspaper editor still mad about the arguments she lost to Hamblin on Colorado Inside Out.
Unfortunately for those who do not wish to hear the truth, Ken Hamblin will soon have national exposure with the New York Times syndicate. I suspect, Ms. Calhoun, a case of the green-eyed monster. Once again, thank you for the incisive commentary. A lesser man would sue you for libel. However, Ken Hamblin will not stoop to your level.
Westword continues to be well worth the newsstand price.
Too Good to Be True
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. Your cartoon "The Many `Hats' of Ken Hamblin" was the best! I could hug you! (But don't file a harassment charge against me.) Keep it up!
I just want to let you know how much I love Kenny Be. I don't care who he offends. He can offend me. I think he's wonderful.
Kenny Be, love your stuff. You are the best political cartoonist in Denver. But you are watching too much cable and ordering too much PPV porn. I know, I do the same--but I don't put it in print. Give me, you and everyone else a break and take a nap. Then wake up fresh and send us some more good stuff.
Name withheld on request
Kenny Be is the best thing that ever happened to Westword. Give the boy a raise--maybe you'll keep him. And that's from one who has been lampooned.
True Grit Robin Chotzinoff's "Clean Up Your Act" in the January 19 issue left me amazed, amused and horrified all at once. We can study volumes of statistics and expert opinions about low-income housing, but nothing shakes our little certainties like a vivid story about people. This has a lot more grit than most "hard" news.
I have just one word in response to Chotzinoff's tour with the health inspector: Yuck!
An Affair to Remember
Regarding Alan Prendergast's "The End of the Affair" in the January 26 issue:
Every year I look forward to the sometimes zany, sometimes enlightening World Affairs Conference in Boulder. Where else do you hear real critics of mass media such as Noam Chomsky and former CIA agents tell you what really happened in U.S. foreign policy? Westword readers should love the alternative "news." Roger Ebert comes every year and talks for an hour each day. His talk might be about five minutes of the film Casablanca, his favorite.
The conference is free and open to the public; however, the problem is finding out about it. It will be held the last week of March and the first week of April, and schedules will be available at the Denver Public Library (at the last minute). It is one of the University of Colorado's greatest assets and the least publicized.
Karen R. Ringsby
Your article on the World Affairs Conference was appallingly bad.
Falling off the Edgewater In response to Karen Bowers's "What Rhymes With `Jerkwater'?" article in the January 26 issue, this is another great case of blatant injustice involving an overload of deadwood on the Edgewater police force. Due to a lack of any serious crimes in that small area, they have to leap on any excuse, beat up the people, send them to a trial (paid for by the taxpayers) and embarrass the victims to further add to their misery (and to build up their own pitiful, shrunken egos). There is never an excuse for a man to beat a woman. There are campaigns against this daily. These women were not drunk or armed or attempting to escape. There really ought to be an investigation as to what quality of men are employed by the police department in Edgewater. Did these guys recently get out of the federal pen? Or the zoo? Or a mental institution?