Thursday December 15 Swing time: "The Boulevard of Broken Dreams" may have been one of his first hits way back in 1951, but smooth vocalist Tony Bennett has never had to look back--and the dream has never been stronger. Perhaps the secret to his irrepressible popularity--other than his image as the nicest guy alive--is his uncanny ability to swing, to take every song for a classy ride in a sleek, emotive vehicle of a voice. He's flown to the moon with the likes of Basie, Bill Evans and Ray Charles, and he's been plugged in and Unplugged. You'll leave your heart at the Paramount Theatre, 1621 Glenarm Pl., tonight when he revs up around 7:30. Tickets are $32; call 290-TIXS to reserve yours.
Friday December 16 Sugar plum good: You say there'll be hell to pay if you're forced to sit through one more stodgy performance of The Nutcracker? And a lot of screaming, too? Well, forget all that--and check out the clever version put on annually by the David Taylor Dance Theatre. This one sports gangster mice, a gigantic Mother Clara and, for the style-conscious, set designer George Peters's stunning black-and-white deco party scene. Not only that, but this year's performances include some snappy toe work by Chinese dancers Nian Mei Geng and Qian Ping Guo, both joining Taylor's troupe as guest artists. Tchaikovsky's holiday confection shows daily through December 23 at the Arvada Center, 6901 Wadsworth Blvd. For tickets, $12 to $22, call 431-3939 or 290-TIXS.
Beggars' banquet: Christmas shopping can be fun--especially when you dress up the shopping environment like a Victorian English town, make it feel authentic with roving, costumed entertainers, town criers and carolers, and fill it with beautiful handmade gift items and scrumptious food. You'll get all that at the Dickens Christmas Fair, a period-piece shopping experience at Currigan Hall, 1324 Champa St., today through Sunday. The kids will enjoy Tiny Tim's arcade, replete with games, activities and a jolly Victorian Santa, and the whole family will love the hot turkey sandwiches, mashed potatoes, hot cider and wassail available to hungry shoppers. In addition, Children's Hospital volunteers will bravely man gift-wrapping tables so you can bring your purchases home and set them right under the tree. Admission to the fair, a portion of which benefits the hospital, is $4 (kids under twelve free); hours are 11 to 9 today, 10 to 9 tomorrow and 10 to 7 Sunday.
Saturday December 17 Miracle fabric: Four guys, four great voices--that's pretty much the story with The Nylons, a quartet of vocal Canadians who feel at home with '50s-style street-corner harmonizing but are unafraid to take on more contemporary tunes by Marvin Gaye and the Beatles. They'll be joined by jazz flutist Tim Weisberg tonight at 8 at the Paramount Theatre, 1621 Glenarm Pl. To reserve tickets, $18.50 plus service charges, call 534-8336 or 290-TIXS.
Hillbilly Hendrix: Guitar whiz Junior Brown doesn't have to waste time or lose a beat when he wants to switch instruments--his unique guit-steel, a combined six-string and lap-steel instrument of his own invention, puts plenty of options right in his lap. And it's a lucky turn, too, because Junior is all over that thing--plucking lightning-fast virtuosic licks on either set of strings. Put that together with an almost comical clean-cut cowboy look and an eclectic repertoire that touches on bluegrass, surf music and, yes, the inimitable Hendrix, and you've got a hell of a concert. Brown appears tonight at the Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax; tickets are $10. Call 322-3208 or 290-TIXS. And if you miss him tonight, he'll reappear Sunday at E-Town in Boulder; for details call 786-7030.
Born to shred: Snowboarders will have a chance to learn everything they ever wanted to know about the sport this weekend at the Slide and Ride Snowboard Festival, a two-day extravaganza of board, boot and clothing demos and free lessons that takes place today and tomorrow in Winter Park. When they're done dilly-dallying around the fest, attendees can also take advantage of $26 discounted lift tickets to try out their boards ($18 for the beginner run). Admission is free; for information call 1-303-420-1641.
Sunday December 18 Top of the pops: What more can you say about a guy who's played the roles of John Lennon and Buddy Holly? That he's got to be some kind of pop genius? In the case of Marshall Crenshaw--who appeared as those respective rock-and-roll giants in Beatlemania and La Bamba--well, yes. Hands down. Crenshaw, an encyclopedic student of popular music who first wowed the critics in 1982 with a crisp self-titled album, is crawling out from under a low profile with the release of Live...My Truck Is My Home, an album featuring some of his best covers and impeccable original tunes. Hear Crenshaw, appearing with Andy York, at an acoustic raveup at the Fox Theatre, 1135 13th St., Boulder. Athens, Georgia, band Catfish Jenkins opens at 8; tickets are $10.50. Call 447-0095 or 290-TIXS.
Altared states: Even if you're the sort who never sets foot in a church, the Capitol Hill Holiday Church Tour still has its charms. Not only do you get to see the nooks and crannies of five lovely old meetinghouses decorated to the gills while partaking of refreshments and musical entertainment with no strings attached, you'll also lend a hand to Capitol Hill United Ministries, the interfaith community-service coalition that's throwing the annual event. Participating churches include Capitol Heights Presbyterian, 1100 Fillmore St.; First Baptist Church, 1373 Grant St.; Our Saviour's Lutheran Church, 915 E. 9th Ave.; 6th Avenue United Church of Christ, 3250 E. 6th Ave.; and St. Barnabas Episcopal Church, 1280 Vine St. Tickets for the tour (from 1 to 4 p.m.) are available in advance at the King Soopers at 9th Ave. and Corona St. for $5 (kids under twelve free); call 388-4186.
A bunch of blowhards: Sure, but they have to be. And they'll use the soft touch at the 20th Annual Christmas Tuba Concert, a euphonious effort put on by area tuba players of all sizes, shapes and ages. Metro State College professor Bill Clark, who courageously instigates and directs the whole thing every holiday season, is hoping for 200 big, fat horns this year--the biggest group to volunteer yet. Those wanting to participate can register between 9 and 10 a.m. at the St. Cajetan's Center on the Auraria campus. After a 10 a.m. rehearsal, the tuba troupe will heft its way over to Larimer Square for a free 1 p.m. open-air concert. Clark says the show must go on, regardless of weather; for details call 556-2727.
Monday December 19 The Monday comics: Denver must be a very funny place--it's been home to several successful stand-up comedians, among them Louis Johnson, Jeff Harms and Lori Callahan. Those giggle-meisters spend most of the year on the stump, but they always come Home for the Holidays to take part in a fundraising comedy event at George McKelvey's Comedy Club, 10015 E. Hampden Ave. For the $10 admission price (and whatever canned foods you can spare), up to twenty comics will make you chuckle, snicker and outright guffaw--and they'll donate their usual fees to the Colorado Coalition for the Homeless. Reservations are recommended--doors open at 7 and the fun begins at 8; call 368-8900.
Tuesday December 20 Gardens party: "Bright Lights, Big City" ought to be the theme song tonight when Denver's own Lannie Garrett and Her Big Band appear as part of a holiday concert series at the Denver Botanic Gardens. While the sixteen-piece band warms up, you can stare happily at the Gardens' spectacular Blossoms of Light display; then Lannie serenades you like the slinky big-city gal she is. The music happens inside the John C. Mitchell II Hall beginning at 7 p.m. Admission is $11 ($9 DBG members); call 370-8187 for tickets and information. The Gardens are at 1005 York St.