By Bree Davies
By Emerald O'Brien
By Gina Tron
By Jon Solomon
By Drew Ailes
By Courtney Harrell
By Kyra Scrimgeour
Fun fact: Gregg Allman had a long-term relationship with a teen porn star, who subsequently committed suicide.
Watch for... vomit to rush down the aisles like a tidal wave.
Fun fact: On this tour, Grant will not be covering any Nine Inch Nails songs or appearing nude.
Watch for... a big run on those new Promise Keepers Bibles.
Fun fact: The Boyz say that after their concerts, they go home alone and pray. Yeah, sure.
Watch for... the boyfriends whose dates drag them to this show to spend two hours at the concession stand.
Lyle Lovett and His Acoustic Quintet, with Shawn Colvin. August 9, Red Rocks.
Last good album: Last year's I Love Everybody.
Target audience: Anyone who thought Julia Roberts was lucky to land such a dreamy, big-haired lug.
Watch for... Lovett to avoid covering "Pretty Woman."
Target audience: Fans who think that "Fly Like an Eagle" is deep.
Fun fact: Miller is expected to play a Red Rocks date annually until at least the year 2030.
Watch for... the same drunks you saw sitting beside you at last year's Steve Miller show. And the one before that. And the one before that.
Last good album: Do reissues of greatest-hits albums count?
Target audience: Baby-boomers who've memorized every line of dialogue from The Big Chill.
Fun fact: Some original members of these groups are tentatively scheduled to appear.
Watch for... the musicians to fight over who gets to use the oxygen tank first.
Peter, Paul & Mary. August 19, Fiddler's Green.
Last good album: I'll check with my parents and get back to you.
Target audience: My parents.
Fun fact: I was able to get to song three of the trio's new album, (LifeLines), before nodding off.
Watch for... screaming guitar solos, flash pots and a laser-light display. Just kidding.
Last good album: Macho Man (1978) was kinda funny.
Target audience: The same people who wanted to burn records by these groups in 1979--and the dudes who still own coke-spoon necklaces.
Watch for... half the attendees to rip out the crotches of their polyester pants.
The Cranberries, with Toad the Wet Sprocket. August 27, Red Rocks.
Last good album: I don't mind early Sinead O'Connor. Does that count?
Target audience: Ticket buyers who think the Peak plays alternative music.
Watch for... dullness on a cosmic scale.
Santana and Jeff Beck. August 30, Fiddler's Green.
Last good album: Amigos (1976) and Blow By Blow (1975), respectively.
Target audience: Males who haven't noticed that guitar necks are phallic symbols.
Fun fact: Beck and Jeff Beck are two completely different people.
Watch for... Beck to drop off this tour long before it reaches Denver.
Target audience: Those impressed that Crow once worked as a background singer for Don Henley.
Fun fact: Crow's contribution to the pointless Led Zeppelin tribute disc Encomium is the worst Zep cover of all time.
Watch for... Crow to run out of material after about thirty minutes.
Last good album: Last year's MTV Unplugged.
Target audience: People who didn't see this year's Super Bowl halftime extravaganza.