Spiked punch: One punchline just isn't enough for comedian Wendy Liebman, who built her rising reputation on a subtle penchant for always having an afterthought. Even when you think she's finished the joke. Really. In journalism we call it a kicker, but in comedy, it's just plain laugh-out-loud funny, which is why Liebman is beginning to make noticeable waves in the comedy world. Look out, here she comes: Liebman will be in town through October 20 for a run at the Comedy Works, 1226 15th St., Larimer Square, performing at 8 tonight and Sunday, at 8 and 10 Friday, and at 6:45, 8:45 and 10:45 Saturday. Tickets range from $11 to $15; for information or reservations call 595-3637.
Folk it over: New folk, old folk--it's all the same to John Gorka, who feels that being named "the pre-eminent male singer-songwriter of the new folk movement" in Rolling Stone is nice but that the idea of "new folk" is oxymoronic. "As far as I know, folk music's always been there," Gorka says. So without further ado, let's welcome the erudite Jersey baritone, an absolute favorite on the folk circuit, to the Bluebird Theater, where he performs tonight at 8. Fellow singer-songwriter type Lucy Kaplanski, who is pals with folky leading lady Shawn Colvin, opens the show. Tickets to the concert, sponsored by the Swallow Hill Music Association, are $15 ($13 Swallow Hill members); call 1-800-444-SEAT. For details call 777-1003.
Grow up, already: No one wrote--or rewrote--more scripts based on the Peter Pan story than J.M. Barrie himself, the gentle mastermind behind the magical tale of everyone's favorite eternal youth. Elements of Barrie's scripts form the foundation for Peter Pan, or the Boy Who Would Not Grow Up, a recent adaptation by John Caird and Trevor Nunn that enjoyed a successful run with the Royal Shakespeare Company. Now the Denver Center Theatre Company brings the updated version to life at the Stage Theatre, 14th and Curtis in the Plex, where it opens tonight at 8 and continues daily, except Mondays, through November 3. Emphasizing the character of Wendy (who--as we know--chooses to grow up) and featuring a fantastic set complete with choreographed swordplay between the Lost Boys and pirates, a cast performing multiple roles and a 29-foot-long crocodile, this Peter Pan provides ample color and entertainment for the whole family. Admission ranges between $25 and $32; for showtimes and reservations call 893-4100.
Caen and able: The Denver Press Club's third annual Damon Runyon Awards Banquet promises to be a dazzler. This year's gala honors not one, but two admired newspaper columnists: San Francisco Chronicle gossip specialist Herb Caen, an iconic Golden Gate character who virtually wrote the book on his exclusive trade; and Molly Ivins of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, whose no-nonsense column is familiar to readers across the country. Runyon, the feisty journalist and observer of the human condition for whom the award is named, would most certainly approve. Festivities, which take place at the Eulipion Center, 1770 Sherman St., begin with a cocktail reception at 5 and silent auction at 6; a banquet and award ceremony follow at 7. Admission to the entire event is $75 ($50 banquet only). Call 571-5260.
Past perfect: When these fellas muse about the "old ball game," they know what they're talking about. Members of the Colorado Vintage Base Ball Association do everything the old-fashioned way: They dress old, play by the old rules and have a good old time. The base-ballers close out their season today with a doubleheader at the Fort Logan Base Ball Park, Lowell Street and Oxford Avenue. Admission to the pair of matches, which begin at 10 a.m., is free; for information call 973-8362.
Pet projects: Let your animal instincts lead you today--someone, possibly with a wet nose or leathery tongue, will be thankful you did. Two area no-kill shelters are throwing fundraisers to benefit their continued work in the animal community, and everyone's welcome. Cat lovers are invited to the Cat Care Society's '96 Cajun Convention, a family affair featuring that perennial Harold Stassen of the cat world, society mascot Cajun, who will preside at his own kissing booth. A cake walk, bake sale, games, entertainment and discounts at the Cajun's Closet thrift shop round out activities, which take place from noon to 4 at the shop, 5785 W. 6th Ave. Other animal lovers will want to hobnob with celebrity hosts and auctioneers--human ones--at the Maxfund's black-tie-optional Puttin' on the Max, to be held this evening at the Brown Palace Hotel, 17th St. and Broadway. Chow down--on human food--and dance to the Kool Kats; for information call 595-9481.
Mulch it over: One look at the leaves piled up on your lawn will clue you in: Fall fell. But it's no problem, really--the folks at Denver Recycles, a local waste-management program working with the CSU Cooperative Extension, want to help. The organization suggests that digging leaves into your garden or compost heap or mulching them into your grass are the best ways to recycle the wretched refuse, but because it also acknowledges that the inundation is sometimes overwhelming, Denver Recycles assumes the composting duties by sponsoring an annual Denver Leafdrop, allowing city residents to drop off bagged leaves at the following six sites: Smiley Junior High School, John F. Kennedy High School, Sloan Lake Marina, Cranmer Park, Veteran's Park and the Denver Solid Waste Transfer Station at Quebec St. and S. Cherry Creek Dr. The sites will be open from 10 to 4 Sundays, through November 17; for details call 640-1678. Those seeking more specific information on home leaf recycling can call 640-5270 for advice.
Fully booked: In case you've begun to take books for granted and spend most of your free time with your nose buried in the World Wide Web, here's a breath of fresh air: Check out (figuratively, that is) Pages Through the Ages, an exhibition of antique treasures of bookmaking and typography now on display at the Vida Ellison Gallery of the Central Library, 10 W. 14th Ave. Pkwy. Taken from the library's Douglas Collection of Fine Printing, the exhibit, which runs through the end of October, features a series of books published by arts and crafts movement designer William Morris, a leaf from the Gutenberg Bible and other printed gems. The gallery is located on the museum's seventh floor.
Fun and games: It's a frightening thought, but now you can have your Monday Night Football and eat it, too. Whenever you want. A Rowdy Friends Bus Tour, featuring a forty-foot monster cruiser equipped with thirteen hands-on computers and two big-screen PC stations, is coming to town today to show off the new ABC's Monday Night Football CD-ROM game. Test the new three-dimensional football simulation--hosted by Frank Gifford, Al Michaels, Dan Dierdorf and others, just like the real thing--at Best Buy, 8682 Park Meadow Center Dr., Littleton, where the tour bus will be parked from 10 to 6 today. Then go home, or you'll miss the kickoff.
Everything in moderation: Are you among the sympathetic souls who think Halloween is getting to be, like, way too grownup and gory? Maybe so. Though the Non-Scary Haunted House at the Denver Museum of Miniatures, Dolls and Toys is specifically designed for tiny terrified tykes between the ages of 2 and 10, there's no reason why you wouldn't be welcome there, as well--and once you're there, nothing will drip on your face, scream at you or threaten to chop off your nose. Open from 10 to 4 daily except Mondays and from 1 to 4 Sundays, today through October 31, the easy-on-the-nerves ordeal includes special exhibits along with free pre-Halloween treats, a slightly creepy haunted trail and a museum treasure hunt; costumes are encouraged. Admission is $2 to $3 (children ages two to sixteen free, October 26 only); call 322-1053. The museum is located at 1880 Gaylord St.
Humble pie: Just an ordinary guy--or so he would have you believe--will drop by the newly huge, renovated triple-decker version of the Tattered Cover LoDo, 1628 16th St., today to entertain, discuss and hawk his recent book. At noon, famous trial lawyer Gerry Spence introduces his memoir, The Making of a Country Lawyer, in which he discusses his unassuming rural roots, as part of the downtown T.C.'s Professional Pursuits series. Later, at 7:30, liberal-baiting talk-show personality Ken Hamblin spouts rhetoric from his new treatise, Pick a Better Country: An Unassuming Colored Guy Speaks His Mind About America. Love him or leave him; for additional information about either event call 436-1070.