Slings and arrows: Once the smoke cleared over the past month's presidential debates, every pundit in Washington could be heard lamenting the candidates' practiced, manicured, bite-friendly rhetoric. CityStage Ensemble's Bard Bytes takes the scripted debate a step further by pitting two politically orien-ted Shakespeare plays--Julius Caesar and Coriolanus--against one another, each represented by its own manipulative spin doctor. Armed with a multimedia larder of scenes and speeches from each play, each doc will do his damnedest to sway the audience's opinion. Exercise your right to vote tonight at 8 at the Theatre at Jack's, 1553 Platte St.; shows continue on weekends through December 1. Tickets are $10 to $12; for showtimes and reservations call 433-8082.
Key player: Virtuosity takes center stage this weekend at Boettcher Concert Hall when the Colorado Symphony Orchestra presents pianist Yefim Bronfman as part of its Great Performance Series. Bronfman, a onetime boy wonder who made his international debut while still in his teens, will perform a pair of piano concertos by Shostakovich and Liszt with the CSO tonight and tomorrow at 7:30 and Sunday at 2:30 at the hall, 14th and Curtis in the Plex. Brooklyn Symphony Orchestra music director Robert Spano conducts; for tickets, $5 to $38, call 830-TIXS.
Asia like it: At long last, blockbuster touring exhibition Imperial Tombs of China is here. The showy collection--opening today at the Denver Museum of Natural History and featuring over 250 artifacts culled from tombs and palaces spanning seven dynasties of Chinese history--is simply breathtaking, from its magnificent pair of nine-foot-tall stone guardian lions, each weighing 19,000 pounds, to a life-sized terra cotta horse and quartet of soldiers excavated from the tomb of a Qin Dynasty emperor. To celebrate, the museum--where Imperial Tombs will reside for several months--is throwing an Asian shindig today in City Park beginning at 9, complete with a people-powered dragon race and rickshaw rides outdoors and musicians, dancers, acrobats and hands-on activities, including calligraphy lessons and I-Ching readings, indoors. Tickets to view the show, which continues through next March, are $9.50 ($7.50 children four to twelve and seniors 65 and older); optional audio tours cost an additional $3.50 per person. Advance reservations are recommended, as tickets are issued for a specific date and time; call 322-4462 to make arrangements.
Zomed out: What's a Zometool? It's a system of balls and struts that fit together in astonishing architectural configurations. And oh, yeah, it's a toy--sort of a Lego set for the next generation that does away with the sharp corners and angles of conventional construction toys--for kids and adults alike. The small-fry fraction of that human equation is invited to take part in a Zome Planet Contest and Demonstration today at the Tattered Cover LoDo, 1628 16th St. The kids can not only watch experts at work with Zometool, but also compete to win their own Zometool kit by building something really, really wacky. The contest and demos are ongoing from 10 to 4; for details call 436-1070.
Alternative takes: Colfax Avenue plays host tonight to a pair of concerts you might not have expected: An eccentric British double bill, featuring cultish ex-Soft Boy Robyn Hitchcock and post-punk folkie Billy Bragg, punches things up at 9 at the Ogden Theatre, 935 E. Colfax. Hitchcock ranges from brilliant to perturbing, while Bragg can be downright raw; for tickets, $18.50, call 830-2525 or 1-800-444-SEAT. Farther up the street, there'll be something familiar and something missing when The Heads, formerly "Talking" ones, drop by the Bluebird Theater, 3317 E. Colfax, for a back-burning, late-night show at 10:45. Though main mouthpiece David Byrne has left the flock, the still-tight rhythm section keeps impeccable time--same as it ever was. Their new album, made with the help of a battalion of guest vocalists that includes a throaty Johnette Napolitano, sounds a little thin, but, hell, you can still dance to it. Tickets are $20; call 322-2308 or 830-TIXS.