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"I like Cab Calloway and Bill Monroe," he admits, "and I like Julie London a lot. I like those early Sinatra records with the Dorsey band, too, and Ukulele Ike. He's one of my big favorites."
What is the link between these artists and the Dwarves? According to Dahlia, "It's a continuum, you know. It starts with those people and then it ends with us. It's American music that's on the edge of acceptability. There's X amount of people who understand it and X amount of people who, for them, it's out of their realm of comprehension for the moment. But then a few years down the line, everybody gets it.
"At the time that those people were making their records, people thought it was all a passing fad," he continues. "But it turned out to be something that was real. Like now--everybody's telling me that our older records are great, but at the time we put them out, people said it was just noise and didn't make any sense."
Listeners weren't the only ones confused. Also baffled by some of the Dwarves' behavior were representatives of its previous imprint, a famous, well-regarded Seattle company described by Dahlia as "this really boring record label called Sub Pop." Specifically, the act claimed in 1993 that a sometime member, a guitarist with the apt name HeWhoCannotBeNamed, died as the result of injuries suffered in a Philadelphia bar fight. In fact, the alleged cadaver was very much alive, and when the folks at Sub Pop found out, they were less than amused. Shortly after learning the truth, the firm issued a press release that announced, "The Dwarves have been officially dropped." The document is reproduced on the liner of the Dwarves' latest disc, The Dwarves Are Young and Good Looking (issued by Theologian Records), albeit with one minor alteration: The word "greedy" replaces the Sub Pop logo. Still, Dahlia does not seem angry about the way the controversy played out. "People take this stuff too seriously," he says with a laugh. "I mean, it's supposed to be fun."
Appropriately, there's loads of adolescent pleasure to be had on Good Looking. A hearty slab of guitar-fueled, overdriven punk mischief, the new disc continues the Dwarves' in-depth exploration of faith ("Unrepentant," "We Must Have Blood"), romance ("Pimp," "Demonica") and optimism ("You Gotta Burn," "Throw That World Away"). These anthems are bashed out in a hemi-powered sonic assault that combines equal parts Ramones-style pop, speedy hardcore and head-banging hard rock. Sprinkle in Dahlia's Alice-Cooper-meets-Iggy-Pop vocals, and the result is a platter that's sure to please visitors to mosh pits everywhere.
Purists may not be as positive. The combination of the new album's more refined production approach and Dahlia's straightforward explanation about why the Dwarves have returned after a three-year absence ("Money, with the punk-rock thing coming back") suggests that the band's credibility may be slamming on shaky ground. For his part, Dahlia finds this suggestion ludicrous. "This is the best-sounding record that we've done, but the performances are just as hardcore as ever," he says defensively. "At least they sound that way to me. My feeling is that you can do the same thing over and over or you can get better at it. So if I was going to take three years off and come back with a record, it had better be pretty rippin'. What would be the point of making another low-budget-sounding record?"
Likewise, Dahlia doesn't feel the need to apologize for trying to make a living. He concedes that "being smart and working it at the right time is better than being dumb and working it at the wrong time." But, he adds, "anybody who questions my integrity doesn't have any themselves and doesn't understand. I've been a part of this scene before most of these motherfuckers ever had any kind of a clue about it. I've been making punk records for fifteen years, and my integrity is 100 percent and unassailable. And there's nothing wrong with making money on my music, either. It's about time."
Mohawked teenagers who might criticize such sentiments from the safety of their suburban couches "have no knowledge about real life yet, because they're still insulated from that," Dahlia goes on. "But if you put it on the level of 'Do you think that people that play music should be allowed to eat and pay their rent?' maybe they might be able to understand it a little better. When I was in high school I played punk rock for free, and I played it for free for a good five years after that, so I've definitely done my time. If you're a kid who's been around for a year or two and you talk as though you know, that's fine. But I'm a big boy, and I'm not beholden to those rules and regulations."