Strange but True

* A Johnstown woman died in a single-car accident after swerving to miss a large metal dogsled that had fallen into the road.

* A city employee in Woodland Park died after falling into the "aerobic sludge" holding tank at the city's wastewater plant.

* An eighty-year-old Denver woman died after a truck full of teenagers crashed through her bedroom wall.

* A Boulder County woman died after driving her car into a horse.

What a Way to Almost Go
A female employee at the Coors brewery in Golden filed a lawsuit alleging that co-workers had attempted to drown her in a vat of beer.