In the Name of the Father

Obviously, T.S. doesn't spend a lot of time worrying about self-esteem. He may be the married father of two children, but that doesn't mean he's given up on trying to look fine for the females of the species. "I just came from the gym," he says. "Being in shape when you're young is par for the course. But being in shape when you're in your forties and fifties drives women crazy. A little gray hair and a few muscles, and they say, 'Oh, yeah, that's where it's at.' So I'm completely happy being a slave to my ego, and I won't let the ladies down. If it makes women happy, it's important."

T.S. Monk. 8 p.m. Thursday, February 26, Boulder Theater, 2032 14th Street, $25/$22.50/$17.50, 786-7030.