The Talking Penis

I am his haircut, his reefer, his beard crumbs...his Joe Eszterhas.

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"Most men who came out of my generation viewed themselves as rock stars or tried to be that. Successful men went on to do other things, but in their heads, they viewed themselves as that. I got to a point in my life where I realized that kind of behavior was damaging, not just to the women I was with, but also to myself in terms of a kind of insensitive, inhuman behavior. As I say, it took me nearly 50 years to learn it."

Read the book, and it might take you, oh, 50 minutes to forget it.