Death Takes a Holiday

"We have a couple of women, but that's pretty much it," Zach agrees. "All of the members are off-kilter to a certain degree, but I'd have to say this club has probably among the most well-adjusted people I know. We're just out to have a good time."

Then again, if there were ax-murdering, serial-killing, blood-drinking, flesh-eating people in his club, would he say so publicly?

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"No," Zach says.

But you can say this, Eric adds: "We're available for parties."

"If there is free stuff or money involved, you can always count on us," Zach says.