Best Use of a Mile-High White Elephant

You thought the crowd made noise for the Broncos and Patriots? Let's hear it for the boys! 'N Sync returns for its second concert in little more than a year at the doomed arena -- giving Mile High Stadium reason to stand a little longer and providing Mayor Wellington Webb with a handy excuse for not complying with neighborhood wishes that it go away... now! The Orlando-based pop group (sorry, Mickey Mouse isn't joining the boys, but things could get Goofy) will croon their hits on July 13. Maybe they could borrow a tune from the Talking Heads and belt out "Burning Down the House."