That way, at least, the music never stops.
Heavy-metal fans who've been roped into Maris the Great's tawdry and lethal romantic escapades may be wondering why their wedding invitations haven't arrived. The gay zombie headbanger, local-band supporter and Webmaster has promised his online readers that, come Halloween, he would very publicly wed the object of his six-month-long ghoulish obsession: Murray Neill, the sworn-straight, ex-Marine leader of Drudgery.
Now it appears that the ceremony will be private. Well-wishers can consult Maris's online wedding album at maristhegreat.com after All Hallow's Eve. And all are welcome to Maris's bachelorette party at Sportsfield Roxxx on Thursday, October 25, at 9 p.m. Confirmed guests include the Emmas, Clusterfux, Fourth Yeer Freshman and PBR Streetgang.
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