Conspiracy Nuts

In search of the lost boys of summer.

For their part, Lewis and Floorwax still believe the photo showed Fred's ball -- as does Finlay. Lee is standing by her shadow bet. (For the record, Lewis and Floorwax both wear very long shorts, she says.)

But like a good journalist, Lee is basing her opinions on more than one source. "I've seen it many times at a pool," she says of the eggs-sunnyside phenomenon.

"And I've seen them pop out of denim shorts. What's up with not wearing underwear when you're wearing short shorts? Do you not feel when air is going up your shorts?"

Or when someone's blowing smoke up your ass?

Temple may refuse to recognize it, but tight shorts or no, the boys of summer are on the loose.

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