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Low points? The every-five-minute cutaway to someone saying how handsome, how sexy or how talented Rocco is. Look, the guy's a chef, not a model.

Lessons learned? When the man in the black limo pulls up, forget about your dreams, swallow your pride and just sign your soul away on the dotted line. That's the way things are done in the big city, Rocco. It just sucks that everyone had to see you go sissy for the money right there on camera.

And from now on, The Restaurant -- like Iron Chef -- is required viewing for all Bite Me readers.