Wednesday, October 1Tongue in cheek? Never! Following Tuesday's show at Fiddler's that KISS fans will lap right up, Gene Simmonslags behind the next day to sign his bombastic, tell-all memoir and how-to manual, Sex Money Kiss, a book that doubles as the KISS frontman's egotistical philosophy on life. Line up for the Simmons signature today at noon in the arena of the Tattered Cover LoDo, 1628 16th Street; free tickets will be issued beginning at 11 a.m., along with free, autographed T-shirts for the first ten fans to show up for the event. Call 303-436-1070 or log on to www.tatteredcover.com.