Singing the Blues

Stewart is working with various promoters plugged into different genres to produce each night at the club. "I wanted to kind of step back a little and get some people that are better at that than I am," he explains. So Christophe Cranberri from Vox Demonna and Bill Terrell from Rogue will host Thursday's Metal on the Hill, a night sure to be filled with drunken debauchery as ladies drink free from 9 to 11 p.m. and then showcase their boobies in a wet T-shirt contest. How's that for backwoods hickville? Fridays will highlight house tunes provided by II Damn Funky Productions, which has recently done parties at Heavenly Daze and Zang's Brewery that reportedly drew up to 800 people. On Saturday nights, Skin2Skin has been replaced by Farenheit 314, hosted by Christaan Howard of Afterdarkk Media and featuring such scintillating activities as a sexy-stocking and sexiest-bra contest, body-paint performances and a pimp-and-ho party.

Enjoy, but be forewarned: While the name may have changed and the place looks a little friendlier, that doesn't mean you can get all Caligula in there. Charles Edwards, that crazy-looking muscular dude from Seraphim Shock, is still the doorman. And I have a feeling that if you get out of hand, he'll be happy to show your ass the door.