6 a.m.-10 a.m.: Rise and shine! Twenty-six-mile "Fun Run" with Olympic gold-medalist Frank Shorter.
10:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.: "Black Widows and Femmes Fatales." Practical "how-to" advice on strategies for adjusting to student social life at CU. Presented by the football team.
11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.: Tour of CU Sinapu offices. Recruits will have the opportunity to engage in earnest discussions with staffers about ecological degradation and the latest efforts to reintroduce the wolf to Colorado. Coffee will be served.
1 p.m.-2 p.m.: Lunch.
Keynote address: "Busted! What Now?" Corporate counsel explains how CU's student/athlete legal-assistance program can help you socialize without being criminally charged.