And now, as a public service, a tip for anyone heading through Moffat County: Do not speed. Ever. Or let your dog off his leash. The following represents just one day in the life -- Friday, July 23 -- of the Moffat County Sheriff's Office:
10:26 a.m.: William R. Morse, 48, of Windsor, was issued a summons for driving 55 mph in a 45 mph zone at Weld County roads 17 and 64.
11:11 a.m.: Tanya Root, 31, of Windsor, was issued a summons for driving 54 mph in a 45 mph zone at Weld County roads 17 and 64.
11:21 p.m.: Annabel Gloria Caballero, 19, of Greeley, was issued a summons for violating a restriction on a temporary instruction permit and displaying an expired temporary permit at 2nd and Main streets.