"In my position, I hope to enhance the Denver Drunk Club with my extensive knowledge of different types of adult beverages, a variety of Denver bars, and many, many drunks," says the recently elected vice president, Betty (last names have been withheld to protect the not-so-innocent). "I have big plans for the Denver Drunk Club, and they all involve drinks."
Cheers to that!
It's all robots all the time at Andenken.
Efrain, eighteen years old, Avenal State Prison, 2001.
The Denver Drunk Club meets on the first Thursday of every month at the nearest bar members can stumble to. To find out where that is, or for more information, visit www.denverdrunkclub.com. -- Amy Haimerl