Westword Music Showcase 2005

Welcome to the eleventh annual Westword Music Showcase. That’s right, boys and girls: On Saturday, June 25, the Showcase officially become a tweenager — which means we’re finally tall enough for the scary rides. To celebrate, we’ve invited all of Denver to our party, the largest celebration of local music in the city, and have even taken pity on not-ready-for-prime-time folk by adding an all-ages venue at Scooter Joe’s and making the Outdoor Stage all-ages, too. There will still be plenty of adult entertainment on that main stage, though, including performances by Love.45, Rose Hill Drive, Matson Jones, Hot IQs and Melissa Ivey.

But this year, all of our stages across the Golden Triangle boast must-see lineups, pulled from the ninety acts that were nominated by a jury of their peers for this year’s Westword Music Showcase Awards. (For the complete list — and to vote for your favorites — see page 23.) Upstairs at Serengeti and on the patio at Vinyl, you’ll find the hip-hop superstars. At all hours, Two AM will feature punk/metal all-stars, while Mootown’s top electronic DJs will throw down at Vinyl. A second stage at Serengeti, as well as perennial favorites La Rumba and Acoma Center, will shine with stellar bands and performers.

In fact, choosing which venue to visit when could be as difficult during the Showcase as it was for Showcase artists to determine who’s more important in the pop-cultural pantheon — Weezer or Winger, Jay-Z or Z-Trip. To make your decision-making process easier, we’ve queried all of the nominating bands about their past and present. The responses of those who will perform at the Showcase (and who sent along their answers) are reprinted below, with minimal editing for clarity and maximum hilarity. (Responses of acts that won’t be at the Showcase are available online.)

See you at the Showcase. APOSTLE
NOMINATED IN HIP-HOP -- MC
3:30 P.M., VINYL PATIO

Website:

www.coloradohiphop.org

Personnel:

Intelligent Movement Society (IMS) is the crew.

Native or transplant?

My family is originally from the South, though I've been in Colorado most of my life.

What's in a name, particularly yours?

It's an acronym for: Ascending Power Over Secular Territories Liberating Earthlings or Awesome Presence of Spirit Transforming Living Energy; or Advocating Protesting Officially Serving True Life Equality; or Attributing Progress Offering Solutions to Life's Experience; or Analyzing Proof Observing Scientific Thought Learning Evolution. I could go on, but you get the point. I'm an MC.

When did you form, or, if you're a solo act/DJ, when did you start performing?

Twenty years ago.

Releases/discography:

The Chosen One (1994); Dayz of Darkness (1997); Last of a Dying Breed (2000); Survival Guide for the End of Time (2002, with Heavyweight Dub Champion).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Old school hip-hop (classic or renaissance style).

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

The Colorado Hip-Hop Coalition is in its eighth anniversary year. Our promotional DVD for the CHHC was nominated for a regional Emmy Award in the music category. This year, the CHHC received a grant of $2,500.00 at NBA All-Star festivities from Michael Jordan's Foundation. Youth participants of CHHC were placed in a commercial for next year's All-Star Game in Houston.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

I Got Next (KRS-One); It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back (Public Enemy); The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory (Makaveli, aka 2Pac); The 18th Letter (Rakim); The New World Order (Poor Righteous Teachers); and The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

KRS-One, Rakim, Poor Righteous Teachers, 2Pac, Bob Marley, Sade, Prince, Michael Jackson, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Trent Reznor, Run DMC, Terence Trent d'Arby, Sly and Robbie, Kraftwerk, Alpha and Omega, Immortal Technique, Johnny Cash, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix, Bad Brains, James Brown, Queen Latifah, Saul Williams, Michael Franti, Frank Sinatra, Diana Krall and Lauryn Hill.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

Founder and Executive Director, Colorado Hip Hop Coalition.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Disappear.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

In the studio or on tour.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Dave Chappelle -- or so I hear, these days. "I'm Apostle, bitch!"

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Managing artists or owning a venue, or both.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That I'm a "Christian rapper."

Give us a random factoid about yourself:

I promoted a show for Tupac Shakur on December 31st 1991 in Sacramento, California.

Weezer or Winger?

Englewood -- represent!

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Hova.

Football or foosball?

Which one has cheerleaders?

Parting shot?

Peace to Van Glorious, Seraiah, Illnaughty, Stero Lion, HDC+, DJ SD, Epiphonic Booking, Dominique and Holly (House of Mesha), Cafe Nuba crew, Lady Speech, Panther, Ashara, Ward Churchill, Dustin Craun, Shareef Aleem, and Marilyn Megenity and the whole Mercury Cafe staff and Slam Team. Peace to HOBY, DCLF, Just Media, and the rest of those who believe in me and support me as an artist, educator and activist. IMS. Peace to all the talented artists in Colorado. Respect.

BLACK LAMB
NOMINATED IN METAL/AGGRO
8 P.M., TWO AM

Website: www.blacklambrocks.com

Personnel:

Brian Hagman (vocals); Tim Vigil (bass); Bill Stewart (guitar); Bryon Bean (drums); Benny Lamb (guitar).

Native or transplant?

Native.

What's in a name?

Black is beautiful. Lambs are cuddly.

When did you form/start performing?

January 2000.

Releases/discography:

Morning Star, High and Mighty, Pillar of Salt, The Low Road, Hang the Moon.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

An amalgam of every band of dirtbags that ever slung a Gibson guitar around their necks, shook their asses and pumped their fists.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Bought a twenty-pack of Natural Ice and a pint of Kentucky Deluxe. Headlining the Lion's Lair (God willing).

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Heavy, soulful records since the dawn of time -- the dead ones.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Keith Richards, Bon Scott, John Bonham, Jaco, Randy Rhoads.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Girlfriends, day labor, ho-ing. Be dead already. Our moms read this thing!

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

We're nice guys.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

The only time we aren't drunk or high is when we're in court or asleep.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Elliott Smith. We've always had a soft spot for dead guys.

Weezer or Winger?

Weezer, with Kip on bass.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Jay-Z, cause we got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one!

Football or foosball?

Potato, po-tah-to.

Parting shot?

WHISKEY! (Duh)

BLACK PEGASUS
NOMINATED IN HIP-HOP -- MC
Website: www.black-p.com

Personnel:

Robert Houston II.

Native or transplant:

Native, but a transplant.

What’s in a name?

I wanted a name that stood out amongst the rest.

When did you start performing?

2002.

Releases/discography:

Sexy Video Killah (2002); Black Pegasus (2003); Knuckle UP (2005).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

I sound like the son of a Greek God.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

The first solo rapper to live off my music in Colorado to date.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Monkey Bars (Sean Price)

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Wilt Chamberlain.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

Rappin!

Finish this sentence: If I didn’t have to worry about money, I’d . . .

be at the Playboy Mansion getting lap dances all day in the grotto!

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Dave Chappelle.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Writing lyrics for Eminem & 50 Cent.

What’s the biggest misconception about you?

That I am not a band, I am a solo artist.

Give us a random factoid about yourself:

My hype man and my DJ get more groupie love then me.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Who?

Weezer or Winger?

Weezer.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

J-Zilla.

Football or foosball?

Foosball.

Parting shot?

Go to www.black-p.com and buy a CD or three!

BOP SKIZZUM
NOMINATED IN FUNK/SOUL/GROOVE
5 P.M., LA RUMBA

Website: www.bop-skizzum.com

Personnel:

Andy Guerrero (guitar/lead vocals); Josh Kyser (drums); Chris Harris (bass); Serafin Sanchez (saxophone/ keyboard); Joe Ferrone (trumpet); Jeff Valentine (trombone).

Native or transplant?

Denver, Chicago and a touch a Texas make for a spicy mix.

What's in a name?

A rose is a rose, a Skizzum is a Skizzum. It's just a name.

When did you form/start performing?

Andy Guerrero formed the group in 1999. The lineup has changed a lot over the past five years, but Serafin Sanchez and Joe Ferrone have been steady fixtures in the band and help to make the core of our sound.

Releases/discography:

Elastic Funk EP (2000); Reverberating Funk (2002); Waiting For (2003); and Propeller EP (to be released late July 2005. Pick up a copy!).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Come to a show and tell us what you think we sound like, so we can answer questions like this in the future.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Being nominated for best funk/soul band in Westword for a second year in a row? Yeah! We won a free tour from MGD, all expenses paid at the Giggling Grizzly's Band on the Run competition. And we finished recording our third EP at Coupe studios in Boulder; it's our best material to date.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Any older Chili Peppers album, Parliament/Funkadelic records, Radiohead. Check out our websites if you're really interested in our multi-dimensional influences.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo and Raphael.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

We will do anything to play the funk: teaching kids to bartend to make some cash.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Manage and invest an unheard amount of bling to become a philanthropic giant like our hero George Soros. (I laugh when I think about factcheck.com). And we would set up a world tour with a bunch of great bands to promote peace and a solution to the conflict in the Middle East that we're now involved in.

Finish this sentence: "I'd rather be...

In the Fray." Oh, yeah -- that's what our old bass player said!

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

The entire cast of the Muppets.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Somewhere in Europe or Asia on a world tour.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

We're proud that 50 percent of the band is horns, but that just does not mean people can guess what kind of music we play. We are not ska, and our name is not Bob. Who is Bob, anyway?

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Andy is in with people at NARAS. Word!

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Elliott Smith.

Weezer or Winger?

Weezer. And no joke: Andy and Joe both bought the Blue Album the first month it came out and have been fans since.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Z-Trip. Come on. Comparing a DJ to an MC is like comparing Jenny McCarthy to Jenny Jones -- they both do completely different things. Duh!

Football or foosball?

Foosball -- just not in a stadium.

Parting shot?

Can you believe the Pepsi Center doesn't recycle? That's insane! My grandma recycles! Ridiculous!

BORN IN THE FLOOD
NOMINATED IN ROCK
5 P.M., ACOMA CENTER

Website: www.bornintheflood.com

Personnel:

Nathaniel D. Rateliff (vocals/guitar); Joseph B. Pope III (bass); Matt Fox (lead); Mike Hall (percussion).

Native or transplant?

Transplanted from the Midwest

What's in a name?

It has nothing to do with vaginal fluid. The story goes: Once upon a time, there was a flood. During this flood, a woman had a baby. Hence, Born in the Flood.

When did you form/start performing?

First formed ten years ago in Hermann, MO, as "'76 Drown," then flourished to "Born in the Flood" in Denver, 2000.

Releases/discography:

Self-titled EP (2003); The Fear That We May Not Be EP (2005, CD release Friday, July 15, at the hi-dive).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Like sounding brass, clanging of cymbals and the smashing of vessels.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Winners of the ManiaTV.com Battle of the Bands video contest for 2005 and being all-around good-time boys.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Songs of Love and Hate, The Basement Tapes (Leonard Cohen); The Band (The Band); O Mench! Gib A Cht (Mahler); OK Computer (Radiohead); Beck, all that early stuff; Loveless (My Bloody Valentine); Mercury (The Prayer Chain); the "White Album" (Beatles).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Please see question 10. Thank you.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Two truckers, one roofer and one halfway-house proctor.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

...play music (become a recluse and never wear any clothes).

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

...shooting guns off the back of a chopper.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Nathaniel: the Marx Brothers; Joseph: Helen Keller; Matt: Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson as Matt Fox; Mike: Rob, aka #3 (of the Symptoms).

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Down there.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

There are none (and let's keep it that way).

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Joseph is a monoclad; Mike can't eat cheese; Matt is actually funny; and Nathaniel does his chores in the nude.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Elliott Smith.

Weezer or Winger?

Weezer.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Vol-tron.

Football or foosball?

Hide and Seek with Joe's daughter.

Parting shot?

The bitterness of man will always find weakness in the cracks of our will.

BREAK MECHANICS
NOMINATED IN HIP-HOP -- GROUP
6 P.M., SERENGETI UPSTAIRS

Website: www.breakmechanics.net

Personnel:

Daren Hahn (drums); Greg Raymond (keys); PAAS (vocals); Lo (vocals); Casey Sidwell (bass).

Native or transplant?

Mostly native, except Greg, who is from Rhode Island, and Casey, who is from North Carolina originally.

What's in a name?

PAAS: PAAS is an acronym for Phonically Activated Amped Systems, not like "pause" as in a tape deck.

When did you form/start performing?

About two and a half years ago.

Releases/discography:

Break Mechanics.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Ourselves.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Getting to perform with KRS-One, and putting out a record that we all really stand behind as a piece of art.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

PAAS: Strictly Business (EPMD); Things Fall Apart (The Roots); and Purple Rain (Prince).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Case: James Jamerson, the Roots, Jimi, Donny Hathaway, D'Angelo, Jay Dee, P-Funk, Coltrane and KRS-One.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

We are actually all musicians. Lo's finishing school and works as a security guard, as well.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Case: I'd be on the road, in Europe or Japan.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

PAAS: Meditating.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

PAAS: Russell Jones.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Case: On a very nice bus. I'm talking Willie Nelson-nice bus.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That we are something other than a hip-hop band.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

PAAS's son, Nairo Matthews, is one of the coolest kids on the planet

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Preferably neither.

Weezer or Winger?

Weezer in 1994.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Both.

Football or foosball?

Football. GO, BRONCOS! Can anyone say, "Jerry Rice comeback player of the year 2005?"

Parting shot?

Case: Just because Bush won the election does not mean it's time to just lay down. The need for a strong opposition has become greater than it was before. Secondly, remember: We can still support our troops without supporting the Bush regime.

BRIGHT CHANNEL
NOMINATED IN ROCK

Website: www.flightapproved.com/brightchannel.html

Personnel:

Jeff Suthers (guitars/vocals); Brian Banks (drums); Shannon Stein (bass).

Native or transplant?

Two natives, one alien.

What's in a name?

Bright: Emitting or reflecting light readily or in large amounts. Channel: a path over which electrical signals can pass.

When did you form/start performing?

June 2002.

Releases/discography:

Bright Channel (2004).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Nose-diving airplanes in a thunderstorm.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

We ain't done jack shit.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

EVOL (Sonic Youth); Closer (Joy Division); Loveless (My Bloody Valentine); Vortura (Bailterspace).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Hendrix, Thurston Moore, Nick Drake, Jason Pearse, Neil Young and Lemmy.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Brian works for the U.S. Forest Service, Jeff is a guitar tech, and Shannon works at a music store.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

...stop selling crack.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

...under the sea in an Octopus's garden, in the shade.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Jeff: Tony Hawk; Brian: Ralph Macchio; Shannon: Joyce DeWitt.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Begging for food and gigs.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That we don't realize we're too loud.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Jeff and Brian once had a choreographed unicycle routine that dazzled its spectators.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Jeff votes Elliott Smith.

Weezer or Winger?

Shannon votes Winger.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Brian votes Jay-Z.

Football or foosball?

Foosball.

Parting shot?

Jack Daniel's, if you please.

BUCKNER FUNKEN JAZZ
NOMINATED IN JAZZ/SWING

Website: www.buckylove.com

Native or transplant?

I am a native.

What's in a name?

Rod Buckner (Bucky Love): smooth, love to funk and play jazz, love my brother, Ron Buckner, and I love the rest of the band. It's a family, and it always has been a family, and some people don't really understand that.

When did you form/start performing?

The original band formed in 1998. I started performing in the late '60s and early '70s, but have played music all my life, whether it be in church or youth organizations.

Releases/discography:

Late for School, and working on a new CD.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

We sound like ourselves, (B.F.J) but we do have a lot of jazz, blues and funk influences.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Playing steady for seven years, sticking to it, no matter what, determination, and not taking no for an answer; having two CPAs working for me to keep the business going; opening up for Maceo, and many others.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Bitches Brew, A Tribue to Jack Johnson and Kind of Blue (Miles Davis); and Mr. Joe Bonner, a local and international talent.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Miles Davis, Dizzy, Ella Fitzgerald, Coltrane, BB King, James Brown, Jimmy Smith, Jack McDuff, Clifford Brown, and many others who were pioneers in music and made the difference.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

By luck, and by not paying myself. I am a retired, instrumental music instructor for Denver Public Schools and professor.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

...set up an inner city music and arts school for kids who want to play or dance, etc., but don't have the money to afford an instrument to come and learn an instrument, etc.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

...doing what I am doing now, and that's music, and hopefully making it nationally and internationally.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of you life?

Me, or James Earl Jones or Denzel Washington.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Making music, pleasing the fans.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

People put us in the wrong categories; we are jazz, funk and blues.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Brother, all I know is I love doing the Funk, old-school funk, and so does the band. We can sit down at the beginning of a rehearsal and start groovin' -- OOOOOOOOOH, baby, that's what I'm talking about! It's like sitting down to a big plate of ribs and cornbread and coleslaw and some orange Kool-Aid. Makes you warm all over.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Jack Johnson. He paid his dues and was a man who stood up and went against the odds. [Editor's note: We weren't referring to that Jack Johnson. Judges? Yes, we'll accept that answer, because Bucky's answer is way cooler that any of us expected. Nice work, Buck.]

BUCKWILD
NOMINATED IN COUNTRY/ROOTS/AMERICANA
3 P.M., TWO AM

Website: www.myspace.com/buckwilddenver

Personnel:

Buckwild, aka Rex Moser (vocals, lead guitar); 420 Mayhem, aka Mike May (bass/vocals); Ringo Montana, aka Carlos Newman (drums/cowbell).

Native or transplant?

Buckwild: Originally from Dodge City, Kansas; 420 Mayhem: Not really sure where the hell he was born; Ringo Montana: Originally from Big Whiskey, Wyoming. All three members are currently residing in Beaverview, Montana. (Not really, but it sounds much better this way.)

What's in a name?

Buckwild = hell-raising, whiskey-drinking, ass-shaking, girl-chasing, car-racing, gun-slinging, beer-swigging, country-swinging, foot-stomping good times!

When did you form/start performing?

Buckwild started over six years ago.

Releases/discography:

Coming soon!

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Johnny Cash meets George Jones meets the Stray Cats meets the Reverend Horton Heat: Picture a spaghetti Western on speed!

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Being nominated for the Westword Music Showcase!

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Lots of old country albums -- too many great ones to name.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Jimmy Rodgers, Johnny Cash, George Jones and Hank Williams.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Buckwild: Sheriff of Beaverview, Montana; 420 Mayhem: Retired five-time Montana State Bull Riding Champion; Ringo Montana: Full time fly-fishing guide, part-time schoolbus driver.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Drink more whiskey, play more tunes, chase more girls!

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

Drinking more whiskey, playing more tunes, chasing more girls!

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Who the hell would want to see a movie about any of us?

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Drinking the same whiskey, playing the same tunes, chasing the same girls!

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That we like to drink a lot and chase girls.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Before starting Buckwild, Buck played in the Pink, the Flatlanders and the Throttlemen (the Throttlemen also included Tyson Murry of the Railbenders).

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

George Jones!

Weezer or Winger?

Johnny Cash!

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

How about we catch some zzz's instead!

Football or foosball?

Denver Broncos six days a week and twice on Sunday!

Parting shot?

"Go west, young man, and grow up with the country." -- John L. Soule, Terre Haute Express, 1851.

CEPHALIC CARNAGE
NOMINATED IN METAL/AGGRO

Website: www.cephaliccarnage.net

Personnel:

Steve, John, Len, Zac, Jawsh.

Native or transplant?

Two natives, two Wyomingites, one Puebloan.

What's in a name?

Five syllables, a verb and a noun.

When did you form/start performing?

Cephalic has been around since 1992, as this lineup since 1998.

Releases/discography:

Conforming to Abnormality; Exploiting Dysfunction; Lucid Interval; Perversion and the Guilt After (split CD with Anal Blast), Halls of Amenti, Anomalies.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

I usually tell people that aren't familiar with our genre that we are "obnoxious metal." The influences range so much for each member that it's hard to whittle it down to the three or four bands that we steal solely from. I think we sound like a blender, with gravel in it, set to purée, through a megaphone, while two pit bulls are barking venomously over the next-door neighbor playing Bitches Brew at full volume.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Anomalies hit number #1 on Canadian metal/punk radio and debuted at #2 behind the new Mars Volta on the CMJ charts. Our new video "Dying Will Be the Death of Me" is in solid rotation on Fuse TV and Headbangers Ball, and we are currently in Europe (specifically, in Holland, right now, fresh from a "coffee-shop" trip) hitting the summer festival circuit. Nothing more metal than playing with Accept, Dio, Megadeth, Anthrax and Slayer -- especially when you're a third-rate noise fest like ourselves. And we finally got to play in Tokyo earlier this year, as well.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Iron Maiden's first album; Disco Volante (Mr. Bungle); Focus (Cynic); Super Fly soundtrack (Curtis Mayfield); Rated R (Queens of the Stone Age); and the Earache Records' "Grindcrusher" comp.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

The Beatles, Metallica (when I was twelve), Mike Patton, Miles Davis, Eddie Van Halen and about one hundred more.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

My beautiful wife handles the bills; that's why we still have a place to live. Between touring with Cephalic, the Highbryd-wear print shop we own, and the fabulous people and great beer at the Breckenridge Brewery, I manage to make the monthly statements.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Find whatever else has replaced its significance and worry about that.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

In my bed passed out, drunken stupid fool...(enter rad D.R.I. riff here)

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Peter Sellers or Susan Sarandon.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Mowing my lawn.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

The total death-metal-dude mentality.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Our drummer plays in a band with Trey Spruance (Mr. Bungle, Faith No More), and Matt Cameron is the other drummer on the new recording.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Is there anyone who thinks Jack is better than Elliott Smith? I mean, that guy had heart -- that is, until he stabbed it.

Weezer or Winger?

Weezer, of course -- but Winger is still the biggest metal band from Colorado, so I will acknowledge that. But I will also acknowledge how gay they are, as well. Go, Weezer!!

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

I want to say Jay-Z, because of the Beyoncé factor, but collaborating with Linkin Park is inexcusable. INEXCUSABLE!!!!!

Football or foosball?

It would be coold to see football players throw around a foosball table.

Parting shot?

It sucks we can't make the Showcase this year because we've been kidnapped by Irate Europeans. But good luck to all of the bands: Give Denver hell for one night, goddammit!! (Go, Black Lamb!)

AUBREY COLLINS
NOMINATED IN SINGER/SONGWRITER
6 P.M., LA RUMBA

Website:www.aubreycollins.com

Personnel:

Too many to list.

Native or transplant?

Native.

What's in a name?

I was born with it!

When did you form/start performing?

Professionally: age eight..

Releases/discography:

Back to Me and World Without Me.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Blondie and myself.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Makin the change from country to rock.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Hotel Paper (Michelle Branch); Lynyrd Skynyrd's greatest hits; and my newest EP, World Without Me, because it has inspired me on many levels.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Michelle Branch and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

So far, my parents pay the bills.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Never work and play music constantly.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

Out playing a live show.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Me. I love acting!!!

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Multi-platinum.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

My age.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

I can walk on my toes!

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Jack Johnson.

Weezer or Winger?

Weezer.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Who?

Football or foosball?

Hockey.

Parting shot?

Um, well, if this refers to drinking, I can't drink yet!

CRISPY CRITTERS
NOMINATED IN JAM/BLUEGRASS/IMPROV

Website:www.crispycrittersband.com

Personnel:

Dave Hunt (vocals, guitar); Mike Studeny (vocals, guitar, harmonica, alto saxophone); MIKE "Spanky" McCluer (bass); Paul "Dr. Pos" Cohen (tenor and soprano saxophones); CR Gruver (vocals, keys, organ); Tommy Piercy (drums).

Native or transplant?

East Coast, Texas, Chicago.

What's in a name?

It's great when one name gives a bunch of possible meanings to different people. Names aren't some cosmic key to the universe.

When did you form/start performing?

We started performing as a four-piece a month after meeting up in early summer, 2000.

Releases/discography:

Mountain Mayhem (2002) and various live recordings.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Fun Lovin' Critters.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Mountain Homegrown Artist on Volume 2.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Which ones didn't? Even the ones that sucked had influence -- to know not to play or listen to that crap.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Max Monks.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Oh, shit! My bills are late.

Football or foosball?

Pinball.

Parting shot?

Thanks for having fun with us, and we thank you for your support in making Crispy Critters crispy. There were some good times, and we wish more good times for everyone.

DENT
NOMINATED IN HIP-HIP -- MC
6 P.M., VINYL PATIO

Website: www.myspace.com/dentsmusicissaulgood

Native or transplant?

Native...C.O., you know!!!

What's in a name?

I got the name Dent because I have dimples. But they call me Dent because I might not be the best MC, but I'm definitely going to make a huge Dent on the scene. You can't deny me; I'll hit you over the head with some classic hip-hop.

When did you form/start performing?

I have been a part of the Denver scene for quite some time -- buggin' out when I was younger, rhymin' about food and making people laugh. Around 1995, I started gettin' a rep up.

Releases/discography:

I have an EP on wax, Platinum in the Shower, which is out now on Basementalism Records. And I also help put together a Colorado comp with my boy Sol called Low Budget Soul. Both projects are in stores now! Go support!

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Man, I dunno who I sound like. I sound like me, I guess. Some people say I have a very unique voice, and you know when I'm on the mike. I study music, so I'm inspired from many different styles and forms.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Some notable battle rap stats: Rockafella; Roc the Mic Denver Champ 2003; And1 Unsigned Hype Emcee Finalist; DMC Colorado M.C. Champ 1998-2002; True to the Game M.C. Champ 2003 (San Francisco); and my music has played on The Inferno II, episode 13, and an MTV Cribs episode. I do a lot of event coordination for the Colorado Hip-Hop Coaltion, LoDo Music Festival, and I throw an annual hip-hop comp called Who's Shinin.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

There are so many, but I'd have to say Illmatic (Nas); WordLife (OC); Resurrection (Common); Step Into the Arena (Gangstar); Critical Beatdown (Ultramagnetic MCs); Paid in Full (Eric B. & Rakim).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

As far as hip-hop artists go, I always wanted to be like Big Daddy Kane when I was growin' up -- and the Native Tongues, they brought a lot of style to the game.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

I got a lot on my plate, so I work two jobs, plus help organize events. That's how I keep things movin'.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Be at the record store, diggin.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

A dope MC than a broke O.G.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

If that ever happened, I would ask to play the part. I don't think anyone could be me. That, or I would ask Vincent Gallo, from Buffalo '66.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Still on the grind. Still makin' dope music, and, hopefully by then, me and my crew will have some dough in our pockets from this music.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

I couldn't tell you. I give and get respect from a lot of people, but I'm a little too creative for the average person. I try to bring good vibes all the time...and have fun.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

I'm a big record fanatic. I go diggin every chance I get -- keep wax alive!!!

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

I gotta give it a toss-up; they're both dope.

Weezer or Winger?

Lets say Winger: I'm with some '80s rock!

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Gotta go with Jay-Z...sorry, Z-Trip.

Football or foosball?

Football.

Parting shot?

Remember: "Without a Goal, It's Hard to Score!"

DJ BEDZ
NOMINATED IN DJ: DANCE -- CLUB/HIP-HOP
8 P.M., SERENGETI UPSTAIRS

Website: www.djbedz.com and www.radiobums.net .

Native or transplant?

Grew up in Boulder, went to college in Los Angeles, and now I'm happily settled back in Denver.

What's in a name?

Most people think my DJ name is a sexual innuendo, but it's just an abbreviation of my last name. I was "Bedz" to a lot of my friends long before I tried my hand at deejaying.

When did you form/start performing?

I got my first turntable back in 1995, and I was doing small house parties and Greek events soon thereafter.

Please list your releases:

White Shadow Mix CDs #1-#21; Sumthin' 2 Phuck 2; The Radio Bums Monthly Mix CD; White Men Can't DJ, Volume 1, and The Summer Jam 2005 Mix CD -- 45 Total Mix CDs, and they are all legitimate mixes (i.e., blends, scratching, production). They are all highly produced and took significant time and effort. I'm very proud of my mix-CD body of work.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

I guess you could think of me as the poor man's DJ Spinbad. I don't have nearly the technical skill he has, but in certain, areas there are similarities. He's the guy I aspire to sound like, so, at the end of the day, I would at least hope that my sound would have a vague resemblance to his.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Back in February, I had the chance to be featured on an episode of Rap City on BET. That was an amazing experience. The same month, the NBA employed me to work the Club NBA stage at the Jam Session for the NBA's All-Star game, during which time I was also able to spin the Celebrity Game on ESPN. This year, I'm coming up on my third season as DJ of the Denver Nuggets, as well as my third full year spinning for KS107.5. Lastly, I recently passed the 100,000 units mark as far as the number of mix CDs that are circulating around the state of Colorado.

What albums had the biggest impact on you?

Raising Hell (Run-DMC); It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back (Public Enemy); Paid in Full (Eric. B & Rakim); and Straight Outta Compton (N.W.A.) really opened my eyes to the diverse, volatile, political nature of hip-hop and made me fall in love with the music. The Cactus Album (3rd Bass) was the first time I think I realized that white guys could have their own unique contributions to the culture. DJ-wise, the first time I ever was inspired to make a mix CD was after hearing one of Doo Wop and Tony Touch's tapes back in 1995.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Run-DMC, Big Daddy Kane, Ice-T, Kool G. Rap, Boogie Down Productions, 3rd Bass, N.W.A., King Tee, Tha Alkaholiks, Showbiz & A.G., and the list goes on. If you were a rapper in the late '80s/early '90s, you impacted me more than you know. I miss the days when hip-hop was inherently self-righteous with a greater cause in mind. That time period in hip-hop really appealed to my bleeding-liberal sensibilities.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

I'm a DJ -- that's it. I'm very lucky to be doing what I'm doing.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

DJ? I'm not sure that my lifestyle would be that much different, to be honest. A few more vacations and a little more time chasing the fairer sex around. Although I might get tired of that and wind up back deejaying again, when all was said and done.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

In my basement, playing the "who has the most random old-school vinyl collection" game with Chonz, Petey and Psycho.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Ben Affleck. One of the bad pick-up lines I get is that I supposedly look like him. I don't really see it, but, hey, there are worse things to be called. As long as the Jennifers star as my romantic leads, it's all good.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

I see myself in the same industry, just moving into some of the more "corporate" types of jobs in my field.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

Lately, I'm fighting the battle of being type-cast as a hip-hop DJ and nothing else, specifically in trying to land nightclub gigs. I'm perfectly capable of stepping in and spinning a Top 40, '80s or funk format, if that's what a club wants -- yet venues are scared of hiring guys that come with a reputation for appealing to an "urban" crowd. Basically, it's another form of systematic racism, but I'll save that rant for another day.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

I have a degree in music composition from Occidental College. I could knock out a dope piano sonata for you if I wasn't too busy organizing my records.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Allow me to fess up to my cultural illiteracy: I have no idea who the hell either of those guys are.

Weezer or Winger?

Winger. Give me the hair band any day of the week.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Hov. H to the O-V. I used to sell snowflakes by the O-Z.

Football or foosball?

Basketball, of the Nuggets variety.

Parting shot?

Radio Bums 2005, you fucking ho!!!

DJ BIG AL
NOMINATED IN DJ: DANCE -- CLUB/NON-TRADITIONAL
6:15 P.M., OUTDOOR STAGE

Website: www.myspace.com/offthewalldenver

Personnel:

Just me and my Bronski Beat records.

Native or transplant?

Transplant, from Virginia.

What's in a name?

It reflects my party-oriented nature.

When did you form/start performing?

2003, à la LOST LAKE.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

I sound like the inside of Rob Lowe's brain during the filming of St. Elmo's Fire.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

I got a room full of people to dance to "9 to 5," by Dolly Parton.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Upstairs at Eric's (Yaz); Xanadu (Electric Light Orchestra); and anything by Neil Hamburger.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Man Ray, Mark Rothko, Lee, Jan Vermeer, Nikki Holder, Paul Klee.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

I design low- mid-rise metal structures for one of the top metal building manufacturing corporations in America.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Pay hippies to take a shower.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

Watching The Littlest Groom.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Tori Spelling.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

My own "Man About Town" column in Westword.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That I don't like to party.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

I don't know how to DJ.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Elliott Smith.

Weezer or Winger?

They BOTH SUCK.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Jay-Z.

Football or foosball?

I don't like sports.

Parting shot?

Drugs are for suckers.

DJ CHONZ
NOMINATED IN DJ: DANCE -- CLUB/HIP-HOP
9:15 P.M., SERENGETI UPSTAIRS

Website: www.djchonz.com

Native or transplant?

Native.

What’s in a name?

It’s a Spanish slang word for “underwear.”

When did you start performing?

1993.

Who or what do you sound like?

I sound like me.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Illmatic (Nas); No One Can Do It Better (the D.O.C.).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Mr. Choc, Kid Capri, DJ Babu and DJ Spinbad.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

I work for KS 107.5. I’m on air and mix from 5 to 6 p.m. every weekday. I also have a marketing company called Radio Bums Marketing.

Finish this sentence: If I didn’t have to worry about money, I’d . . .

Travel.

Finish this sentence: I’d rather be . . .

Sleeping.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

I see myself as a music or program director for a radio station.

What’s the biggest misconception about you?

That I only can play one genre of music.

Give us a random factoid about yourself:

I’m the very first live commercial DJ to mix on Denver commercial radio.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

I’m gonna go with Jay-Z.

Football or foosball?

Football.

DJ CYSKO ROKWELL
NOMINATED IN DJ: TURNTABLIST -- HIP-HOP
8 P.M., VINYL PATIO

DJ IDIOM
NOMINATED IN DJ: TURNTABLIST -- HIP-HOP
5:30 P.M., VINYL PATIO

Website: www.djidiom.com

Personnel:

Me.

Native or transplant?

Liver transplant.

What's in a name?

A name can be nothing or everything. In my case, I chose Idiom because I needed a name to write on a CD a few years ago, and I felt it was descriptive of my style and mentality.

When did you form/start performing?

Two and a half years ago.

Releases/discography:

Portrait of the Artist mix CD (May 2002 -- this wasn't actually released; it was just a CD I originally made for my friends and then ended up selling burned copies of until late last year). Nursery Rhymes mix CD (January 2005, for Sherbert magazine).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Honestly, I used to sound similar to DJP and Z-Trip. I was friends with DJP when I was getting into hip-hop as a youngster, and his thing was mixing whatever he wanted, regardless of what style of music it was. Hearing his blending genius really opened my eyes in terms of how I perceived hip-hop. He blended '80s, metal, kids' songs and almost everything else and made it sound like hip-hop somehow. Even though I wasn't deejaying back then, I was getting a subliminal lesson every time I heard him mix. Thanks to him, once I started spinning, I wanted to mix everything that was influential to me from music and film into one mix tape and make it hip-hop. Thus, I was mixing a lot of rock with hip-hop, which is now universally seen as the Z-Trip and DJP sound -- and rightfully so. Lately, I've only been buying old jazz records, and I'm heading in that direction with my mixing, which I hope will mature into a new style and a sound of its own.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

One-shot parallel parking job, a month ago. Opening for the Digable Planets show, last night. Blue Ribbon, 2005 Denver Dog Grooming Championships. Runner-up, standing long jump, 2005 Colorado State Games. Honorable mention, 2005 Colorado State Chili Cookoff. Bronze medal, 2005 U.S. Amateur Figure Skating Championships. Finalist, Scion free up mix-tape competition (www.scion/mix).

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Reachin (Digable Planets); Midnight Marauders (A Tribe Called Quest); Endtroducing (DJ Shadow); Pre-Millennium Tension (Tricky); Uneasy Listening (DJP and Z-Trip); Protection (Massive Attack); Post (Björk); Apropat (Savath & Savalas); 70 Minutes of Madness (Coldcut); Automate Everything (Cacheflowe).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Those mentioned above, as well as lots of local artists who have pushed me to develop as a musician. And, of course, others I can't think of right now.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

Paying the bills is always questionable. I work at Twist & Shout Underground and Hapa in Cherry Creek.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Be on a spaceship.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

On a spaceship.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Sideshow Bob.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Minimum-security prison.

What's the biggest misconception about you?

That it's possible for me to make a living as a DJ in Denver. It just ain't happening.

Give us a random factoid about yourself:

I just found out that I have the same b-day as Sun Ra.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Jackiot Swinson.

Weezer or Winger?

Wizger.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

J-Zap.

Football or foosball?

Foostball.

Parting shot?

Vote Quimby.

DJ IVY
NOMINATED IN DJ: DANCE -- CLUB/ELECTRONIC
8 P.M., VINYL DOWNSTAIRS

Website: www.milehighhouse.com

Personnel:

Me, myself and I.

Native or transplant?

Native.

What's in a name?

It's my last name.

When did you form/start performing?

Started ten years ago.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Booty whap.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Right now it's Beck, Mutations.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

The Beatles.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

I work at an organic-soap factory.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

Getting down all the time.

What's the biggest misconception about you?

That I'm a girl.

Give us a random factoid about yourself:

This year, I have grown into Maker's, on the rocks.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Knife in the heart all the way.

Weezer or Winger?

Weezer, of course. Why would you ask?

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

The Brothers Johnson. C'mon.

Football or foosball?

Billiards, of course.

Parting shot?

PBR saves lives.

DJ LOW KEY
NOMINATED IN DJ: DANCE -- CLUB/HIP-HOP
5:30 P.M., SERENGETI UPSTAIRS

Website: www.MixingInAction.com and www.DJLowKey.com (under construction)

Personnel:

Me, myself and I (c) De La Soul.

Native or transplant?

I'm originally from outside of Atlanta, but I've lived in Colorado for about twelve years.

What's in a name?

Low Key has been my attitude and demeanor as a DJ since day one. I'm not the DJ who will walk into a place and start hyping himself up. I'd much rather let my work speak for itself.

When did you form/start performing?

I've been playing at clubs and shows in Boulder and Denver for about five years now.

Releases/discography:

I've dropped quite a few random mix tapes over the years -- nothing too official, though. I'm working on my first all-out project, right now, a mix tape and website called "Mixing in Action" that focuses on "middle of the road" (i.e., not too commercial and not too backpack) type hip-hop.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

In a club, my style is maybe like a Mark Ronson or a DJ Hollywood-type DJ: all over the place in terms of music, with a lot of mixing. Gotta keep the crowd guessing, but also feeling the vibe.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Over the last few months, I've done shows with Slick Rick and the Pharcyde, promoted, produced and spun at a successful club night up in Boulder, pushed past eighteen months as a resident at Rise, had my Mixing in Action #0 mix tape downloaded over 5,000 times, and began working with talented MCs from around the country on my Mixing in Action #1 mix tape -- and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Resurrection (Common); Doggystyle (Snoop Dogg); Da Dirty 30 (Cru); Stakes Is High (De La Soul); Sign of the Times (Prince); Paid in Full (Erik B. & Rakim); The Great Adventures of Slick Rick (Slick Rick); Reasonable Doubt (Jay-Z); Jewelz (OC); Thriller (Michael Jackson).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

The Radio Bums, DJ Spinbad, Jazzy Jeff, Jay-Z, Common, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Mark Ronson, De La Soul and, lately, Little Brother and Median.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

Spinning records, strictly. E-mail me at DJLowKeyCO@Jack's.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Jubilee and Fresh Pants.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Personally, David Sanborn, Micheal Brecker, Mark Russo, as saxophone players. In general, I would say Bob James, Larry Carlton, the Yellow Jackets, Dixie Dregs, Chicago and Bruce Hornsby.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Music has been our full-time vocation for almost fifteen years. Gigs, Gigs, Gigs.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Take my wife to Australia, learn how to surf, and open a Red Rocks-type amphitheater on the beach.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

Watching the Avalanche in the Stanley Cup finals.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Snoop Dogg, faschizzle.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Colorado is always home, will always be home, but there is a whole world out there we need to explore.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That we are smooth jazz. We are contemporary jazz, with all the hard edges. There ain't nothing smooth about Dotsero.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Everybody loves sports, except for Tom, the keyboard player, who went to Rennslear Poly Tech.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

MaryAnn.

Weezer or Winger?

Winger. Colorado rules.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

What?

Football or foosball?

Football!!! Football! Football!

Parting shot?

Tell Kenny Be: The likeness of Dotsero on his cartoon in reference to the Convention Center Grand opening was incredibly accurate. We have all gone to the gym to do something about our man tits.

DJ SHAKE
NOMINATED IN DJ: TURNTABLIST -- HIP/HOP
6:45 P.M., VINYL PATIO

Website:www.sceenmag.com (truly an original DJ website)

When did you form/start performing?

Started deejaying six years ago after watching an adult video with Snoop Dogg.

Releases/discography:

Diverse -- what can I say? You're gonna love it..."the way a real mix cd should be done."

Who or what do you think you sound like?

I sound like the kind of stuff that goes on behind the scenes at the Adult Film Awards. Sometimes I sound like nails on a chalkboard.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Guitar Center store winner, fourth year in a row.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Demolition Pumpkin Squeeze, soundtrack to Boogie Nights.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Ron Jeremy, Hilary Duff, Joe Francis (creator of Girls Gone Wild), DJ Swamp, Skratch Piklz, Alies, Peter North, Jena Jameson,

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

Where do I start?! Loan officer (because I think everyone should own a house), Custom Belt Buckle supplier (at Colorado Mills mall), artist (because I can't help but paint fat-ass canvases), and, of course, DJ.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

...take two chicks at the same time. Actually, I'll do that anyway.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

...with three chicks at the same time.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

It would be a mix of: Mr. Burns, Dirk Diggler, Tyler Durden, Godzilla and Alec Baldwin.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Five years older, 500 times more successful.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

Some people think the Crunk Bros. are not the best crew in Colorado. All I can say is, "If you're going off of skills, then we definitely are."

Give us a random factoid about yourself:

Mayonnaise sucks, 151 & Coke is still viagra, and, sometimes, "shit happens when you party naked!"

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Jack Smith's Johnson.

Weezer or Winger?

Weezy, fo' sheezy.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Z-Trip.

Football or foosball?

Depends if I have money riding on it -- but I do like the cheerleaders

Parting shot?

Make sure you check out the Custom Belt Buckles at Colorado Mills mall in front of the Ecko store. Check out any of our mix CDs, Diverse out now. S.C.E.E.N. productions' "Carlos aka Lunchbox." And, of course, the Crunk Bros. crew.

DROP THE FEAR
NOMINATED IN AVANT-GARDE/ECLECTIC

Website: www.dropthefear.com

Personnel:

Ryan Policky, Sarah Marcogliese, Gabriel Ratliff.

Native or transplant?

Sarah: Two countries, eight states, 35 homes -- and, no, my dad wasn't in the service.

Ryan: Born and raised in good ol' Littleton, CO. Watched as the bombs were being made right next door.

Gabriel: Colorado via Tennessee via Virginia via Texas via Washington, D.C.

What's in a name?

Ryan: Names are something which need no explanation. Take from them your own interpretation. Drop the Fear had many personal ties and motivations, and I feel many out there can relate to these three simple words. "Fear" has engulfed many out there in the world, and many have simply lost awareness of it. Sarah: Hey, we all have fears, and sometimes it's worth an attempt to "drop" them. Gabriel: I think names can take on a couple of forms when it comes to a band. It can simply be an inside joke among people that play music together; it can have some personal meaning to the individuals in the group, which brings strength and motivation; or it can have an external message to the universe, which the group, as well as its audience, can feed off of and continually come back to. Personally, I thought "Drop the Fear" filled all of those.

When did you form/start performing?

We formed back in 2003, began recording immediately, and starting playing out live in 2004.

Releases/discography:

Listen EP (2004); Drop the Fear CD/DVD (2004).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Sarah: An eclectic soundscape of shadow and light.

Ryan: A melding of lush soundscapes, with instrumental/vocal layers forming the boundaries. The album in itself is an array of emotions which chain together much like how they do in life. Gabriel: Two tablespoons of Massive Attack, one cup of Slowdive, four tablespoons of Boards of Canada, one teaspoon of Björk, 1/4 cup of M83, and several pinches of too many other people to name.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Best Music DVD for Westword was a biggie. Also had some huge accomplishments abroad. Landed some songs on college radio, and at one point were being spun on over 120 radio stations, with a slew of them reporting us in the top ten for CMJ and RPM. At one point, we were getting more adds to stations than some of our heroes in the music industry. The Denver Post and Boulder Daily Camera also put us in their top-ten lists for the year, and our partnership with helmet r00m recordings definitely played a huge part in much of our success.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Sarah: Björk, Homogenic, was truly groundbreaking shit. The way she combined electronic and symphonic warmth blew my mind! Ween, The Pod, because it made me laugh my ass off in my darkest days. "Do you like guacamole? I like guacamole."

Ryan: I've been compelled by a multitude of albums, such as the debut album by I AM X, Music for People from VAST, Souvlaki from Slowdive, The Process from Skinny Puppy, and nearly every release from "Godspeed You Black Emperor!" There have been so many amazing releases in the past five years, and these, in particular, helped shape the life which I live today. Music is the soundtrack for every emotion which spills out. Gabriel: The Cure's Disintegration had the biggest impact on my life. I probably wouldn't be where I am in if it weren't for that album. Honestly, there are way too many albums that have influenced me or had a big impact on my life.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Ryan: Tori Amos and her passion for emotion; Godspeed You Black Emperor, with their landscapes of sound and emotion; the Sneaker Pimps in their post-Kelli Ali days, and the phenomenal live performers out there, such as Muse and Sigur Ros. Sarah: Ween and Björk. Every album takes you on a ride. You can listen to any one of them and feel like you've put your CD changer on shuffle and it's still cohesive. Gabriel: Again, too many to name.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Sarah: I own a landscape maintenance and design company, Native Earth. No more nine-to-five grind, two weeks off or office bullshit. I do still have to pay the bills, but music is my life. Ryan: I work at Factory Design Labs making games/building sites and upping my skills in media. I have been there for nearly eight years now and have learned a ton. One thing, more than anything, I'd like to say is that I believe each and every one of us can shape every part of our lives, from personal to business. I basically helped create many of the roles I've taken on at Factory, from working on music and sfx for websites, to handling many photo shoots for clients in and out of the office, to video production and post-production. It's been quite a journey, and all of it has helped shape where I am in my number-one job in life, that being "creating music." Gabriel: I work full-time at Twist & Shout, I have my own painting company on the side, and I recently started giving drum lessons.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Sarah Bool and promote a tour internationally, record with kick-ass engineers and maybe sprinkle in a symphony or two along the way. Ryan: Produce music to no end and never feel limited by technology or resources. I would also have to get a symphony involved and would definitely add in more in-depth film production to go along with the vibe of the music being produced. Gabriel: Buy a house and build a studio in it for recording and producing further albums. I would invest money into helmet r00m recordings and its artists.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

Ryan: In the studio and thereafter on a road trip, taking video and photos along the way (hopefully, doing a bit of storm-chasing, too!), stopping to share the emotion of the tracks created with peeps out in the world and producing some crazy new video project. Sarah: On tour and recording...did I mention that? Gabriel: Writing music and working on my art all of the time.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Sarah: Tito Jackson, for sure. Ryan: Pee-wee Herman. Gabriel: Jim Carrey.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Sarah: In a weird place, like usual. It's all eggs and gravy or some shit like that, right? Ryan: Living inside of a virtual world, having virtual relationships and thinking I'm a virtual person with virtual feelings. But, really, I know one thing: I'll be alive and living for the passions I have for life, whatever they may be at that time (most likely somehow tied to music). And I will, for sure, not be in blog land. Gabriel: Doing the same thing that I am now, except I will hopefully be making enough money from it so I can do it all of the time and be able to afford that house with the studio in it.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

Sarah: That we live without fear, that the guys did all the film and music and I only sang, and that we are still in a band together.

Ryan: Band names can give too high of expectations. Our name was a tough one to answer to. Fear always finds its way in. It doesn't mean it doesn't exist. One major misconception is that it all just happened overnight. We worked our asses off for quite a while (losing out on social life and sleep), all diving in and giving each aspect of the project our own emotional sprinkles. It was quite a collaboration, and the product itself speaks for itself. Gabriel: I don't really know. Doesn't mean that much to me.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Sarah: I've been living on my own from the age of fifteen. Ryan: I am a part-time storm-chaser and love all things haunted. Gabriel: I am no longer single.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Sarah: I'm a sucker for Elliott Smith. Ryan: Devo. Gabriel: Elliott all the way. R.I.P., brother.

Weezer or Winger?

Sarah: What?! I have to choose? Shit. Winger? Ryan: Cannibal Corpse. Gabriel: Weezer.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Sarah: Impossible to compare the two. Both. Ryan: Z's are too scary for me. Gabriel: Both.

Football or foosball?

Ryan: Foosball, indeed. I could get into both on a video-game screen, however. Sarah: Foosball. I play in my garage, but I still suck at it. Gabriel: Foosball until the ends of time. Football is only for Sundays and Monday nights.

Parting shot?

Sarah: Yes, please. Ryan: I'll take a Crown. Gabriel: Whiskey, please.

ERICA BROWN BAND
NOMINATED IN BLUES
7:30 P.M., SERENGETI DOWNSTAIRS

Website: www.ericabrownband.com

Personnel:

Erica Brown (lead vocals); Scott Rivera (drums/lead and background vocals); Rich Sallee (bass/background vocals); Jim Ayers (keyboard/Hammond organ/background vocals); and a rotating cast of stars on guitar: Eddie Turner (formerly with Otis Taylor), Jon Woodhead (formerly with Leon Russell) and Tony Luke (formerly with the Tony Luke Trio).

Native or transplant?

We have one native: Rich Sallee.

What's in a name?

We took the easy way out -- blame it on the girl!

When did you form/start performing?

1998.

Releases/discography:

Body Work, Rough Cut Stone, and a new CD in the works now.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

We are high-energy blues. Hopefully, we don't sound like a bag of cats fighting!

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Opened for Al Green at the Paramount Theatre, June 11, 2005.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

We're so musically diverse in our tastes, I'm not sure there's enough room here to list that!

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Every artist that's out there making it work on the national stage has an impact on us, 'cause we're trying to get there, too!

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

If I told you that, I'd have to kill you afterward...

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Be on a tour bus, heading to the next gig.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

On a tour bus, headed to the next gig.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Boy, if we ever get this far, I wouldn't care who!

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Still above ground, I hope!

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That we're not local, from folks who hear us for the first time!

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Oh dear, can't think of one!

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Gotta go with the live guy on this one.

Weezer or Winger?

Kip Winger -- he was from here!

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Jay-Z.

Football or foosball?

We don't play either. Golf?

Parting shot?

How about Grey Goose, chilled, straight up?

FUNKIPHINO
NOMINATED IN FUNK/SOUL/GROOVE
7 P.M., LA RUMBA

Website: www.funkiphino.com

Personnel:

Jessica "J-Fly" Flynn (trumpet); Chris Fischer (keys/Hammond organ); Cathy Griffin (lead vocals); Kevin Lehman (drums); Brad Kats (guitar); Jeff Young (trombone); Eric Stehle (sax); Sina Espinoza (backup vocals); Brett Schmahl (trumpet); Chris Sutliff (bass); Richard Bates (sound).

Native or transplant?

Mostly natives (seven out of ten). Most of us grew up in Colorado and are proud of the musical education we received from when we were young through the collegiate level. We have CU, CSU and UNC alumni all covered in this group.

What's in a name?

Funk-if-I-know? No, really -- Chris and Kevin came up with the name and thought they were the funniest two people alive when they did.

When did you form/start performing?

We began in 1998. Our lineup has evolved in a positive way through the years. The right players seem to gravitate to this group, creating a solid line up that has been getting stronger and tighter over the years.

Releases/discography:

Lovin' Life (2004); "Foolish Games" video (January 2005).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

We sound like ourselves, Funkiphino. Whether we are playing our own tunes or covering someone else's, we have a distinct sound that is our own. We always aspire to be a great band.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

We played for 9,000 people at the 55th Presidential Inauguration this year in Washington D.C. Our music video for "Foolish Games" is being featured on Frontier Airlines' "Wild Blue Yonder" channel on all of their flights. And we were voted "2005 Best Local Band" by the readers of Boulder's Colorado Daily.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Random sampling: Tower of Power and Bump City (Tower of Power); Brother Sister (BNH); Escape (Journey); Chris F: Regetta de Blanc (the Police); All the World's a Stage (Rush); the "White Album" (the Beatles); Chris S: Stripped (Christina Aguilera); Sina: Search of the New Land (Lee Morgan).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Random sampling: Tower of Power, Journey, Brand New Heavies, ABBA; Chris F: Earth, Wind & Fire and Phil Collins; Jeff: Patti LaBelle, Aretha F. and Chaka Khan; Cathy: Geddy Lee, Sting and George Harrison; Chris S: Michael Brecker; Eric: Lee Morgan; Brett: Sting, Earth Wind & Fire, TOP; J-Fly: Christina Aguilera.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Of the ten members, over half are full-time musicians/teachers. Our bass player is an executive meat salesman, Chris and Jessica own a manufacturing company, and Cathy is a full-time mom.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Worry about something else.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

Playing in Funkiphino than with any other band.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

The cast of The Sopranos.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Five years older.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That we are "just a cover band."

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

The little girl who stars in our video for "Foolish Games" is Cathy's talented daughter Grace.

Weezer or Winger?

One of Chris's Leslie speaker road cases was owned by Kip Winger!

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Sina chooses Jay-Z!

Football or foosball?

Brad: Foosball. Everyone else: Football.

Parting shot?

The Funkiphino shot of choice is Jack Daniel's!

FUTURE JAZZ PROJECT
NOMINATED IN JAZZ/SWING
3:30 P.M., SERENGETI UPSTAIRS

Website: www.futurejazzproject.com

Personnel:

Casey Sidwell (bass); Dameion Hines (drums/percussion); Greg Raymond (keys); Greg Harris (vibes/keys); Damon Jones (vocals); MC House (vocals).

Native or transplant?

Over 50 percent of the band is from Colorado.

What's in a name?

Future = next level; Jazz = improvisational music; and Project = a growing plan or design.

When did you form/start performing?

The basic design of the group was formed in 1997.

Releases/discography:

Future Jazz Project Check One; FJPLive, Choice Moments; Kids Are Funky Too, Volume I.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

Like a chameleon of different soul/R&B/hip-hop/jazz styles.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

2004 Westword Music Showcase, Best Jazz Band. Shared the stage with: the Roots, Al Green, Zap Mama etc.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Fantastic, Volume Two (Slum Village); Do You Want More (the Roots); Electric Circus (Common), etc..

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Herbie Hancock, Me'Shell NdegéOcello, Jay Dee, Madlib, Soulquarians, etc.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

We are all full-time musicians, except for our drummer, Dameion Hines. He's a certified massage therapist.

Finish this sentence: If we didn't have to worry about money, we'd...

Be able to pay for our own studio time and record countless albums like Frank Zappa.

Finish this sentence: We'd rather...

Be on a support tour for the Roots. Oh...and paid.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Samuel L. Jackson.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

In a high-rise apartment somewhere in New York, sipping a martini.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

A small lesson on jazz: Jazz is improvisational music. We mainly perform hip-hop and soul, with lots of improv between the lines. We're not a traditional jazz band. That would be bebop/swing music.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

We do not like our band name. We have been stuck with it for the last four years and haven't been able to find a better one that we can agree on. Band names aren't easy to come up with.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

How about "Black Jack Johnson"?

Weezer or Winger?

Who are these people?

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

The Rock.

Football or foosball?

Football. Go, Broncos!

Parting shot?

If you'd like to support this group in any way shape or form, please contact us. We are a band of the people, and we LOVE you all. Thank you!

ROGER GREEN
NOMINATED IN SINGER/SONGWRITER
6:15 P.M., SCOOTER JOE'S

Personnel:

Myself and my baggage.

Native or transplant?

Native.

What's in a name?

That's the name on my birth certificate. As far as I know, I'm not named after anyone in particular.

When did you form/start performing?

I started playing out in Denver as a teenager about twelve years ago. I played guitar in a band called Idlemind with this guy named Patrick Park. After that band dissolved, I joined the Czars in late 1998. I was with them until last November. I've been playing out solo for a few years by myself. For a while, it was all instrumental, mostly improvised music. I even played in a free improvisational group called The Way Things Go with Tyler Potts and Anne Angyal for a while. Eventually, I began singing a bit, too -- mostly songs I'd written that didn't work for the Czars. For the past year or so, I've been focusing on song structure and form in my music, so I've incorporated folk elements.

Releases/discography:

I'm nearly finished with a full-length album that will show up in the fall. Moving backwards in time: What Would This Be For?, With the Czars: Goodbye, X Would Rather Listen to Y Than Suffer Through a Sea of Z's, The Ugly People vs. the Beautiful People, music for the soundtrack to I'd Rather Be...Gone. With The Way Things Go: The Way Things Go, and Roger Green and Anne Angyal Duo.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

I'm a composite of all the music and experiences I've had throughout my life. I sound like myself, as true as I can be to myself, in that moment. It is both limiting and liberating to know I can only be me. That said, you can hear elements of the music I like in my own music. Because I love pop music, folk music, jazz/improvisational music and ambient music. I put all of these kinds of music into my own.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

I've played guitar for Ron Miles, whose music is something I love.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

There have been so many; it's hard to say...I think U2's Joshua Tree was huge for me. It showed me that guitar playing was more than guitar soloing and that albums are distinct entities. It also introduced me to that Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois type of sound. The later Beatles and Radiohead's The Bends were records I listened to on a daily basis in high school. John Coltrane's Blue Train was where I first figured out that jazz (from that period, of course) had form. Miles Davis's Kind of Blue, and particularly the song "Blue in Green," made me want to play improvised music. Nick Drake's Five Leaves Left has had a lot of personal impact on me. And The Czars' Before...But Longer obviously impacted my life quite a bit.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

The ones I mentioned above, Bill Frisell, Ron Miles, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Bill Evans, Ornette Coleman, Jeff Buckley, the Beatles (together and apart), Pink Floyd, the Flaming Lips, Slow Dive, the Cocteau Twins, Fred Frith, Steve Lacy.

How do you pay the bills? What is your day job?

I teach English and work at a record store.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Worry about something else.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

I'm no good at acting; I'd refuse any part.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Playing music, teaching and learning.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That I'm non-existent.

Give us a random factoid about yourself:

I can hear more than I feel like I can play.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

No.

Weezer or Winger?

No.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

No.

Football or foosball?

Definitely foosball.

Parting shot?

Have a wonderful day.

AARON HOBBS
NOMINATED IN SINGER/SONGWRITER
3 P.M., ACOMA CENTER

Website: www.myspace.com/hobbs

Personnel:

Hobbs, NM, Intervention: Aaron Hobbs, Chris Reyes, Jason Jones.

Native or transplant?

We're from Denva.

What's in a name?

Our name could be described as Chris and Jason's (futile?) attempt to save Aaron from himself.

When did you form/start performing?

The Hobbs, NM, songs began being tracked one year ago. The Intervention began in March, 2005.

Releases/discography:

8 Songs of Exception.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

The Intervention sounds like Now, as we all begin to unravel.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Hobbs, NM, crashes SXSW and the Intervention begins, March 2005. The Intervention performs at the Echo in L.A. with Tiger of the Month, March 2005. Hobbs, NM, plays littleradio.com's first-ever afternoon nap, April 2005. The Intervention performs at Sputnik, Pete's Candy Store and Rothko in NYC, April 2005.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Elliott Smith, although Jack is a rippin' surfer and deserves his props.

Weezer or Winger?

Blah!

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Jigga.

HOT IQs
NOMINATED IN POP
4:15 P.M., OUTDOOR STAGE

Website: www.hotiqs.com

Personnel:

Eli Mishkin (vocals/guitar); Bryan Feuchtinger (bass/vocals); Elaine Acosta (drums).

Native or transplant?

Eli is a native. Bryan is from Texas (excuse him, please). Elaine was born in New York and raised mostly in rural Colorado.

What's in a name?

Not an apostrophe...

When did you form/start performing?

Two weeks before we performed in late 2003.

Releases/discography:

Debut album, An Argument Between the Brain & Feet (November 2004, Morning After Records).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

XTC, Pixies, Archers of Loaf, Tesh and Hasslehoff.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Playing SXSW and consuming an entire Best Wurst bratwurst. In addition, our debut album peaked at 73 on the CMJ charts.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

The Kinks Kronicles (The Kinks); Thriller (Michael Jackson); Sumday (Grandaddy).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Gaudí, Debussy, Chagall, Lautrec, Wayne Thiebaud and Kelsey Brookes.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Elaine: school nurse; Bryan: recording engineer (Uneven Studios); Eli: marketing genius.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Find another subject for my obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Eli: Bob Saget; Bryan: the guy from Greatest American Hero; Elaine: Data from Goonies.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

In Osaka, as the house band in a sushi restaurant where your waitresses are also your tables.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

Wait, we missed another conception?

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Hot IQs debut album played backward is the "Stay in School" rap by the Chicago Bears.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Elliott Smith

Weezer or Winger?

Weezer -- especially pre- "Green Album" Weezer.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Q-Tip.

Football or foosball?

Foosball players are way hotter.

Parting shot?

We are Deep Throat.

ION
NOMINATED IN METAL/AGGRO
9 P.M., TWO AM

Website: www.ionband.com

Personnel:

Noe DeLeon, Joe Sego, Tod Schlafer, Gef Gust.

Native or transplant?

Transplants except for Tod.

What's in a name?

Ion: An atom or a group of atoms that has acquired a net electric charge by gaining or losing one or more electrons.

When did you form/start performing?

Spring 2003. ION is two years old.

Releases/discography:

Gross National Product (2004).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

NIN meets A Perfect Circle meets Loretta Lynn.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Won the 2004 Westword Music Showcase Award, Best Hard Rock/Metal/Aggro; we're on a major motion-picture soundtrack -- 11:59; played the Coors Light Mountain Jam at Red Rocks; and opened for Evanescence.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Aenima (Tool); AstroCreep 2000 (White Zombie); Downward Spiral (Nine Inch Nails); Thirteenth Step (A Perfect Circle).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Björk, Snoop Dogg, A Perfect Circle, Rob Zombie, NIN, MSI.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Gef works for Excel Motorsports; Tod does computer graphics; Noe is a delivery driver for a printing company/male exotic dancer (private parties only); Joe works for Performance Radiator.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Still be involved with the music industry, but I'd probably travel more.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

A "real" big stinky turd than a "fake"-ass engagement ring.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Touring in Fiji.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That Noe is actually Trent Reznor, or Leo 7.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Joe loves haggis and has cans of it.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Jack Johnson, because he's laid-back, and Noe likes "doing it" to his music.

Weezer or Winger?

WEEZER, WEEZER, WEEZER!!!!!!

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

The Jigga man, most definitely. It's ya' boy!

Football or foosball?

Foosball.

Parting shot?

"There ain't no way I'll let a muthafucka turn my joy-bus tour into a hellride." -- Wesley Willis, 5/31/63 - 8/21/03.

MELISSA IVEY
NOMINATED IN SINGER/SONGWRITER
3 P.M., OUTDOOR STAGE

Website: www.melissaivey.com

Personnel:

Suzane Lainson: Words and music, PR; Beth Patterson: legal; Samantha Hanson, Intrigue Entertainment: manager; Mark Backus: Big Mo Productions, booking agent.

Native or transplant?

Native.

What's in a name?

Sass.

When did you form/start performing?

When I was nine on violin -- so technically solo.

Releases/discography:

Manic Notion 3 demos (1998-2000); Melissa Ivey, seven-song solo debut (2000); Live From Herman's Hideaway (2001); Live from Denver (various live recordings from the Mercury Cafe, Soiled Dove, Cherry Street Studios (2003); StepShort single (2005); Andy Anderson AAA (2005); From the Inside Out (2005).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

A Young Linda Perry (before the whiskey set in), Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, Concrete Blonde, Janis Joplin meets Electric Mayhem.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Quitting my job to tour and do music full-time; not spontaneously combusting on the road; getting booked on the main stage at Red Rocks; writing with Burton Avere from the Knack in L.A.; working with five drummers this year.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Sublime (Sublime), Living in Clip, Knucle Down (Ani DiFranco); In Flight (Linda Perry); What Happened to the Girls (Mary Beth Abella); Wild Flowers (Tom Petty); Black Crowes.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Janis Joplin inspiring me to step away from the toxic aspect of the business, bringing me closer to the passion that it takes to jump on stage and entertain; Ani DiFranco for making me not want to get a record deal and learn to do everything myself no matter how much it takes.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Singing and playing to strangers every chance I get; Mike: self-employed; Matt: school and delivering junk mail.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Tour around the world a lot more and fix up my VW van. Put a bowling alley in the tour bus.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

Writing a song than filling this out.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

My little sister, 'cause she looks just like me, or Salma Hayek.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

On a tour bus with my band making a scene around the country in the Jamboree.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That we have a full-time drummer. Thanks, Skinny, Scott Davies, Scott Robinette, Evan and Sean Hodges

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Mike Whalen's high bowling game is 222; Matt is a descendant of MacGyver (ask him anytime for a flashlight a pair of tweezers and a staple gun); Melissa has traveled over 7,000 miles this year to play music across the country.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Jack Johnson.

Weezer or Winger?

Neither, but if I have to choose, Weezer.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Jay-Z.

Football or foosball?

Bowling.

JUDGE ROUGHNECK
NOMINATED IN FUNK/SOUL/GROOVE
8 P.M., LA RUMBA

Website: www.judgeroughneck.com

Personnel:

Byron Shaw (lead singer/percussion); Chris Reidy (guitar/vocals); Brian Handlos (bass/vocals); David Dinsmore (trombone/vocals); Rolf Reitzig (trumpet/vocals); Jon Hegel (saxophone/vocals/keys); Phil Martin (drums).

Native or transplant?

Mostly natives, a few transplants.

What's in a name?

We took our name from a Specials song called "Stupid Marriage."

When did you form/start performing?

We formed in 1995. Whoa -- long time ago.

Releases/discography:

Rude One's Money Making Scheme (1997); Skankin' Naked (1999); True (2002).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

We sound like millions of voices crying out in terror and then suddenly silenced.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

We've played Reggae on the Rocks several times (it's always a big thrill to play Red Rocks). We were finalists in the Ernie Ball battle of the bands a few years back. And we recently played our ten-year anniversary show, with over half of the band's original members.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

Truth and Soul (Fishbone); The Specials (The Specials); I Just Can't Stop It (English Beat).

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Seeing Burning Spear and the Skatalites live has always been inspirational. Of course, the English Beat, Bob Marley, Damian Marley, Kiss, Devo.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

We all have different jobs, ranging from office shlubs to consulting to teaching music to makeup artist.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Send the band on tour for the next ten years. But that's probably what every other band has said. So, we'll go with: "Crush our enemies."

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

The cast of The Seven Samurai.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

We'll all be bionic. Also, we'll all be doing wacky commentary on some VH1 countdown show.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

We're not a country band. Many people hear the name of our band and assume we're going to play country. Weird.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

No.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

Tom Jones.

Weezer or Winger?

Six of us:Weezer. One of us: Winger.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Zima.

Football or foosball?

Z-Trip.

Parting shot?

We're honored to be back in this showcase. Thanks to everyone for continuing to support Colorado music. You all rule. Peace!

KING RAT
NOMINATED IN PUNK/HARDCORE
6 P.M., TWO AM

Website: www.kingratpunks.com

Personnel:

Luke Schmaltz (rhythm guitar/lead vocals); Mike Makkay (lead guitar/backing vocals); Anthony Delilli (bass/backing vocals); Doug "Pockets" Hopper (drums/backing vocals).

Native or transplant?

Transplants. Luke : New Mexico; Mike: New Jersey; Anthony: upstate New York; Pockets:Wisconsin.

What's in a name?

With the exception of some really stupid handles like, say, for instance, the Wuggles, the music usually makes the name. With King Rat, the name could suggest literary blue-collar grit. Coincidentally, that's pretty much what you're gonna get.

When did you form/start performing?

We formed in 1995, yet we've all been performing since high school.

Releases/discography:

The Towne Liar; Knockin' Up Heaven's Whore; Big Plans, Beautiful Songs for Ugly Children; songs "Goodbye '99" and "Fat Like You" featured on Precision Punk compilation; Beautiful Songs for Ugly Children re-released with two bonus tracks; songs "The Best of You" and "Out the Door" featured on Roman Ruin Records Undead in Denver Volume 111, and we will release Duct Tape and Dreams in October.

Who or what do you think you sound like?

King Rat sounds like a hard, fast, melodic, smirking punch in the face.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

We've walked off stage sober for the last six gigs. We wrote a new tune that we're really stoked on called "The Last of the Bad." It's about Hunter S. Thompson. It'll be on the next record. We taught the entire set to our new drummer in three days and played a packed show with minimal fuckups at Herman's. We opened for Bad Religion and Throw Rag.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

War Birth and The World (U.S. Bombs); Rain Dogs (Tom Waits); Back in Black (AC/DC); The Wall (Pink Floyd); Rocket to Russia, Leave Home ((The Ramones); 13 Songs (Fugazi); Full Circle (Pennywise); Mommy's Little Monster (Social Distortion); Tim, Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash (Replacements); American Idiot (Green Day); Undertow (Tool); Nothing's Shocking (Jane's Addiction); Doolittle, Bossa Nova (Pixies); The American Recordings (Johnny Cash); and all the Bill Hicks albums.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Denver Joe, Bill Hicks, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Social D, Ramones, Jef Kopp (Th'ink Tank Tattoo), Roger Waters, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Green Day, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Monty Python, Youth Brigade, Fugazi, Duane Peters, Reno Divorce.

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Luke : bartender, Modern Drunkard magazine; Mike: electrical engineer, waiter; Anthony: doorman, bouncer; Pockets: chef, painter.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Build an anti-gravity music venue and play gigs to a floating audience. The band would probably have to be tethered down somehow, though -- well, at least the drummer.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

In the studio doing the final mix on our next album instead of just getting started on it.

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

Kiefer Sutherland's illegitimate son.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

In a tour bus on the way to a packed, paying gig, somewhere warm.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That we're a bunch of drunk, shit-talking, street-fighting assholes. That's just one of us; the other three are mellow, bong-toking Libras.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

Our tour van has gone through fourteen tires in the last two years.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

I don't know: Should I hang myself in a shooting gallery, or shoot myself in a coffee shop?

Weezer or Winger?

Likewise: Should I trip over my shoelace and fall in front of a bus, or choke to death on hair spray?

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Yo, why are you fronting on me and shit?

Football or foosball?

Both involve lots of dudes who will at one point or another turn into that guy. I'd rather play with myself.

Parting shot?

Blink-182, Good Charlotte, Goldfinger, Riddlin' Kids and the countless hordes of whiners calling their music punk rock are liars and poseurs. Punk rock was not built on crying about the dumb girl who broke you feeble little heart. Punk rock was built on the principle of standing up in the face of authority, hypocrisy and anything else in your way, and shaking your fist in defiance. People are always going to sing about being a big pussy because that's what 90 percent of the public can relate to, but don't do it under the guise of being a rebel. If you took the Backstreet Boys and gave them tattoos and guitars, you'd have what's being passed off as a punk band these days. Turn down the suck and go back home.

LIFE CREW
NOMINATED IN HIP-HOP -- GROUP
8:30 P.M., VINYL PATIO

Website: www.lifecrew.com, www.myspace.com/lifecrew

Personnel:

ManeRok, Theme1, DJ AWHAT, Gunther, B., Awok, Deca, Ichiban, Yonnas, BDBeyondMC, Medz, DJ Thought, DJ Funktion, (G)riot, Jolt68, Skape, Joey Kuvo.

Native or transplant?

CO natives, baby!! Except Dr. (G)riot, Awok and Gunther B., who are from Chicago, Missouri and Pluto (out of sight), respectively.

What's in a name?

We are just that, everyday life, all walks of life that give lessons in free expression, while being legends in freshman environments -- LIFE.

When did you form/start performing?

The crew intially had five members, who met through graffiti in and around 1995: Mane, Theme, Jolt, Skape, Nuse (DJ AWHAT). But three of us also had an interest in music. Thus, that part would grow and fluctuate but has now become, in Dave Herrera's and Ichiban's words, a fourteen-member-deep "all-star ensemble."

Releases/discography:

Deca: Top of the Line Bottom Feeder; The Pirate Sygnl: Norma(l)... ; LIFE Crew: The Compilation Vol. 1; Feelmode (DVD Magazine).

Who or what do you think you sound like?

We sound like us. Yes, a common answer, but when you hear any works that we collaborate on, you'll see what I am talking about. As artists, we have learned to work together and help build sounds together as opposed to commanding each other on what to do. It's all different.

What are some of your noteworthy recent feats?

Opening up for some of our favorites such as Gift of Gab, Typical Cats; our album-release party (one of the largest local payoffs by NIPP); opening at the DMC's...there's a lot.

What albums have had the biggest impact on you?

There are fourteen of us -- can't say. Common Sense, Resurrection.

What artists have had the biggest impact on you?

Once again -- fourteen!

How do you pay the bills? What are your day jobs?

Waiters, collection agents, student loans, etc.

Finish this sentence: If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd...

Make music. That's a given.

Finish this sentence: I'd rather be...

Making music and all that goes with that: sex, drugs and...

Who would play you in the screen adaptation of your life?

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Where do you see yourself in five years?

On the charts...Ghetto Gold.

What's the biggest misconception about you or your band?

That we are elitist snobs, that we fight. I don't know; everyone knows we hold it down.

Give us a random factoid about yourself or your band:

We crush krews.

Elliott Smith or Jack Johnson?

JJ.

Weezer or Winger?

Whoopee.

Jay-Z or Z-Trip?

Both are working together...with Dr. Dre and Twista and Pharoahe Monch...E40 too.

Football or foosball?

Basketball.

Parting shot?

Big LIFE CREW.

LOVE.45
NOMINATED IN POP
6:45 P.M., OUTDOOR STAGE

Website: www.love45.com

Personnel:

Paul Trinidad Jr. (lead guitar); Danny Elster (vocals/bass); Jim Messina (drums); Mick Shivers (vocals/guitar).

Native or transplant?

Natives.

What's in a name?

From the movie Love and a .45.

Formed:

About six years ago or so.

Releases/discography:

Day-Glo, Love.45, Larger Than Life, The Seattle Se