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Blessedly, meltdowns like these weren't frequent occurrences amid Kelley's first week or so on the show. Not that Good Day Colorado is hitting on all cylinders: For instance, an ambitious attempt to weave interaction with a live audience into the program's 8 a.m. hour hasn't paid off, and may prove to be more trouble than it's worth. Yet Kelley represents another casting coup for Channel 31, which successfully turned longtime sports deliverer Ron Zappolo into the outlet's main news anchor. Whether his presence alone will be enough to pull the production out of the ratings pit in which it's been mired is unclear, and Kelley isn't making bold predictions. Indeed, upon commenting about how hard it was for him to leave Clear Channel-owned KOA, where he worked for nineteen years, he half-jokingly says, "The more I'm talking about this, the more I'm starting to regret it." Still, he contends that the challenge of tweaking his radio persona for a visual medium "has been a lot of fun -- and whatever happens, I have faith that I'll be taken care of and that I'll be able to take care of those who depend on me."
The word "faith" comes up often in Kelley's conversation. He feels his Christian beliefs helped him cope with the death of his brother, Danny, who spent most of his life in mental institutions, and the breast cancer that slowed down but didn't stop his wife, Kathy Jo. Likewise, he said that he'd been "called" to try his hand at television in his emotional July 22 goodbye on KOA's Colorado Morning News. "I don't know if you want to associate that with the Holy Spirit," he cautions. "God doesn't speak to me audibly, and He didn't say 'Take this job.' But to the extent that an inner voice said 'You've always wanted to do this, and if it makes sense, why not,' you can associate the two things. This opportunity shouldn't have presented itself; it shouldn't make sense -- which is why, in a strange way, it made sense to me."