By Bree Davies
By Emerald O'Brien
By Gina Tron
By Jon Solomon
By Drew Ailes
By Courtney Harrell
By Kyra Scrimgeour
Ladies and gentlemen, America -- yes, that America, "Horse With No Name" America -- now has a MySpace page.
Something should be done about this, and it should probably be violent.
This Song Will Change Your Life
Matisyahu's cover of "Message in a Bottle."
The Police are threatening to re-form just so they can trick Matisyahu into joining them on stage, at which point they will do something violent about this.
The parody rap-video scenes in the 1993 Chris Rock-Charlie Murphy flickCB4, particularly the "Wacky Dee" sequence.
Fully 95 percent of your Netflix queue is worth preempting to revisit this.
PR One-Sheet Buzzword
About as desirable as "late-arriving dinner," "late-arriving prophylactics" or "late-arriving medical attention."
Unexpected Wanton PR Onslaught
After the holidays, finally sorted through all of December's mail. Received a package with nine copies of the new Primitive Radio Gods record.
Aw, man, musta gotten trashed and surfed cdbaby.com again.
Unexpected Wanton PR Onslaught II
Oh, sweet, here are seven Sly & the Family Stone reissues in today's mail.
Totally makes up for the brutal Primitive Radio Gods episode.
Rewatching condensed YouTube highlights of the Boise State-Oklahoma game and actually crying, it's so goddamn awesome.
Goofiest twenty-minute span in sports history.
Being referred to as "that weenie" in jovial online discourse.