Zoilus: "Something that reminds you of zoy."
Vituline: "It's the generic Vaseline for tree huggers in Boulder."
Videlicet: "It means when you make love to a woman without even touching her. You've just made videlicet."
If you can do better, purchase a $5 ticket to the festivities online at www.lannies.com or call 303-293-0075. The party continues every Tuesday night in August at Lannie's, 1600 Arapahoe Street.
Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Starts: Aug. 7. Continues through Nov. 27, 2007