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Westword: What's the first thing you do when you come to Denver?
Diet D: The first thing we do is find any of our friends that live in Five Points and cruise around in their pickup trucks, searching for handlebar mustaches.
Jonny P. Jewels: We also try to spend a lot of time at Water World. We sneak in with our old Splash Passes.
What do you miss most about Denver?
DD: The biggest thing is the fact that you can have a show with four bands that are completely different. [In Portland], it's very strictly defined genres. Lineups have all the same kind of bands.
Why is Portland better than Denver?
JPJ: You can breathe a little easier. It's better for your skin, because there's more moisture. It has certainly put a spry pep in our step.
The Soda Pop Kids are all about being a teenager forever. If you could choose a decade in which to be a teenager, which one would it be?
Alan Torres: 2006.
DD: I don't think that's a decade. I think I'd pick the '60s, because we like the girl groups so much. Motown was going strong.
Tony Mengis: As long as it's the early '60s and not the late '60s.
JPJ: Did you know the Strawberry Alarm Clock is still playing? We played with them, and one of the members told us that we really needed to change our band name. I think he forgot he's in a band called Strawberry Alarm Clock.