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And in August, one in every thirty West Virginians (for a total of six) voted. Just kidding. Actually, 60,000 people weighed in, most of them online. The three finalists were announced just last week: "Wild, Wonderful," "The Mountain State" and, of course, "Almost Heaven," which comes from the lyrics to Denver's syrupy 1971 song "Take Me Home, Country Roads."
Although Vegas hasn't laid odds on a winner, "Wild, Wonderful" would be a good bet. But "Almost Heaven" has numerous supporters, including West Virginia first lady Gayle Manchin, state lottery official Nancy Bulla and state Supreme Court Justice Spike Maynard, who also thinks that "Take Me Home, Country Roads" should be the official state song.
And if West Virginians can carry his tune, Denver could become the first writer to create two state songs, since Colorado anointed "Rocky Mountain High" as its second official state song earlier this year, after the smoke cleared over why, exactly, everyone around the campfire was so high.
Scene and herd: Between the surprising win of the Colorado Rockies and the disappointing loss of the Denver Broncos, the arts couldn't catch a break — or a lead-off story — in this sports-crazed town. Still, Off Limits operatives reported in from various Denver Arts Week events — and the most enthusiastic activities may have been the unsanctioned ones. Arty T-shirts covering the homeless, for example. "And a huge sculpture party, because there was supposed to be a sculpture at the City and County Building, and five days before hanging, the facilities manager said no," reports arts empresario Rodney Wallace.
Other stymied spectacles inspired further art attacks, including magnets saying "Hickenlooper Hates Artists" and others imploring "Tourists, Go Home" — mocking the official DAW slogan of "Be a Tourist in Your Own Town." For more graphic comments, go to our blogs.