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Oceanaire Seafood Room

Any day of the week, dinner here is quite a catch.

It was Anthony Bourdain who first warned diners against eating fish on Mondays.

He issued the warning in a New Yorker article, "Don't Eat Before Reading This," and then again in the book Kitchen Confidential, which sprang from that magazine piece. And he's been issuing it ever since, because the poor bastard can't do a reading, sit for an interview or host a panel without someone (usually several someones) asking about the whole fish-on-Monday thing.

True, he had good reasons for saying what he did — laying out for people the then-only dimly understood world of the professional chef, explaining how even the best restaurants don't get fish deliveries on Sunday because all the markets are closed, and how a cost-cutting chef will use Monday's slow service to run out the last of the leftover fish from Saturday night (turning it into lunch frittata specials or nightmare "fisherman's stews") and then maybe, maybe, he'll start putting the fresh stuff back in rotation on Tuesday for the locals who patronize his dining room on school nights. Recently, Bourdain has taken to saying that "No Fish on Mondays" is what's going to be carved on his tombstone — that this overly generalized and cautionary one-liner, zipped off in frustration almost fifteen years ago, is all that he'll be remembered for.

Chef Matt Mine.
Mark Manger
Chef Matt Mine.

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Oceanaire Seafood Room

1400 Arapahoe St.
Denver, CO 80202

Category: Restaurant > Seafood

Region: Downtown Denver

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Shellfish platter: $40/$79
Chicken-fried oysters: $9.95
Halibut cheeks: $32.95
Colorado striped bass: $36.95
Dover sole: $28.95
Sturgeon: $32.95
Corn on the cob: $9.95
Bacon steak: $10.95
1400 Arapahoe Street, 303-991-2277, www. oceanaire.com. Hours: 5-9 p.m. Sunday-Thursday; 5-11 p.m. Friday-Saturday.

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But I think he's wrong. Maybe not about the tombstone (that probably will be his epitaph), but definitely about Mondays and fish. Things have changed, at least a little, since Bourdain made himself famous talking about the culinary underbelly. And if you're careful — if you order well at the right place and trust in the essential decency of good people not to poison you just to save a couple of points on their P&Ls — eating a nice piece of Florida pompano or delicate Dover sole on Monday should be the least of your concerns.

Really, it's bacon steaks you should be afraid of. Or chicken-fried oysters smothered in sausage gravy. And it's not the food that should scare you, because the food is...well, the food is beyond delicious. What you should fear is the addiction, the sudden and overwhelming need, after your first taste, to every day eat a steak of bacon, or a plate of fried Washington State oysters dressed in a sausage gravy so homemade that the chef — a complete, left-field, OCD genius out of Seattle with small, fidgety hands and a fanatic's eyes gleaming behind his glasses — not only brings the gravy up from scratch but hand-makes the sausage for it as well. Fear the need, and then the heart attack with your name on it. Fear your own entirely human helplessness in the face of food that's made to happy you to death.

Or don't. Like me, you could just say fuck it and eat the pound of bacon guilt-free, figuring there's also a chance you'll get hit by a bus out in front of the new Oceanaire Seafood Room, and, if you do, you'll at least die with a sated smile on your face and a belly full of bacon steak. Cholesterol and high blood pressure are killers, no doubt. But so is a tour bus shipping in a bunch of blue-hairs to see Spamalot! and jumping a stale yellow at forty miles an hour. Pick your poison. Make your choice. And eat the fish, too, on any day you have a taste for it. Because someday that bus is going to come — and life is too short to subsist on salads.

But life is long enough that you must experience some of it at Oceanaire. I love this restaurant because even though it's part of a chain, it's a small and weirdly independent chain made up of about a dozen fiercely sovereign and chef-driven locations. I love it because Terry Ryan, the president, takes his vacations in places like the Honolulu fish market so that he can eat a little poke and lay eyes on one of the network of fish brokers who supply his restaurants, and because even though there's money behind Oceanaire, chef Matt Mine (he of the fidgety hands and glasses) works as it suits him and his food. So when he smokes trout, he does it with an old coffee can filled with wood chips set in the bottom of a low-heat oven with the door cracked. If he wanted, he could probably have a state-of-the-art, digitally controlled smoker in the kitchen — some space-age monstrosity made of gleaming stainless and blinking lights. If he wanted, he could order smoked trout from someone else.

But he doesn't want that. What he wants is a coffee can and some wood chips, because he knows that, for some reason, fish smoked this way just tastes better. It gets stiff and solid, takes on a sheen of smoke that turns the fillets gray and ugly but flavors them smoothly and with a softness that you cannot achieve with the airflow and temperature controls of some ultra-modern SmokeMaster 9000. The scratch pesto on top helps. So do the homemade potato chips. But really, it's just the smoked trout that testifies to the rightness of absent economics. If trout tasted better done on the moon, I have no doubt that Mine would've already built a rocket out by the loading dock (probably out of old coffee cans and spare oven doors). If it tasted better charred over a kerosene fire on the end of a stick, he'd do that, too. But it doesn't. He does it the best way there is, and it is delicious.

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