If you're anything like me thousands of miles away from your family, with no money for airfare and a girlfriend who flies home every Christmas then you're likely to get a little bitter around the holidays, with only your dog and reruns of A Christmas Story to keep you company. It's not as lonely as it is boring. Even with that twelve-pack of seasonal brew, you can't wait until Christmas Day is over. Trust me, I hear you and more important, so do the folks at 3 Kings Tavern, 60 South Broadway.
Starting tonight at 8 p.m., Ooh La La Burlesque presents the second annual Fuck Christmas Party. Highlights include live music from the National Blues Arsenal, scantily clad bartendresses, $2 Pabsts, $3 Bushmills and the chance to escape your crazy family.
In keeping with the Yuletide spirit, admission is free. For more information, call 303-777-7370.
Tue., Dec. 25, 8 p.m., 2007