Im convinced that if she gets to know one child, shell get over her fear of little people. Sadly, Ive been unable to find a parent willing to sacrifice a kid to my experiment. I thought all hope would be lost for Sadie once my friends -- or God forbid, I -- started having kids, but then I heard that the Dog Whisperer himself is coming to Colorado. Thats right: Today, Cesar Millan, the Dr. Phil for dogs, will be in Aspen, wowing audiences with his uncanny doggy communication and rehabilitation skills while raising money for the Friends of the Aspen Animal Shelters spay/neuter campaign and Ive got three chances to track him down. First, Millan will be at a luncheon with 100 VIPs at the Cheryl and Sam Wyly Aspen Animal Shelter (tickets are $250; call 1-970-927-1771 or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org for yours.) Then hell be at the Aspen District Theater for a 6 p.m. lecture, demonstration and Q&A (tickets are $50 to $150; call 1-970-920-5770 or visit www.aspenshowtickets.com). Finally, hell join twenty people for a dinner so exclusive, the price and location are not being made public. Call 1-970-927-1771 for details.
Thu., July 10, 6 p.m., 2008