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• Patricia Blanchard
• John McCain
• The String Cheese Incident
• Saturday Night Live

We’ve gone from a $500 billion surplus to a $10 trillion debt. The people who attacked us on 9/11 are still at large, we’ve invaded the wrong country, and terrorist activity around the world is on the rise. About the only thing that hasn’t gone wrong is a global recession — but give that time. Bush still has until January for an-other Mission Accomplished. You know McCain voted with Bush 90 percent of the time, but then there’s the matter of Obama’s middle name. You’ve watched all nine primary debates, the vice-presidential and three presidential debates, and every spoof on Saturday Night Live, yet you can’t seem to make up your mind. There are only two days left before the election: What’s it going to take to get you to commit? The Pr-O-bama Jam, of course. If musical performances by Patricia Blanchard and members of the Motet and String Cheese Incident can’t push you off the fence, nothing can. Tickets are $17, and the all-ages jam goes down at the Boulder Theater, 2030 14th Street in Boulder, starting at 8:30 p.m. Call 303-786-7030 or visit www.bouldertheater.com.
Sun., Nov. 2, 7:30 p.m., 2008