Were a bunch of girls with black hearts inviting others to celebrate that we don't have Valentines, Ironton jokes, and this is what shell be offering to soothe your broken heart: Chocolate bonbons, spins by DJ Comatoast, giveaways galore and an invitation to participate for prizes in a Bereft Bad Poetry Contest for heartsick sonnet writers and moaning meter maids, not to mention her ace in the hole: Theres going to be a kissing booth, with a very special, super-secret, super-saucy hunk. Who? Her lips are sealed. But he will be wearing a smoking jacket.
Wear your best funeral gear and pay Pandora an after-hours visit between 5:30 and 7:30 p.m.; for information, go to www.pandorajewelrydenver.com or call 303-832-7073.
Sun., Feb. 15, 5:30-7:30 p.m., 2009