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The astounding adventures of the Wall Creeper, Colorado's own superhero

See photos of crime fighters around the world at westword.com/slideshow. Also, on the Latest Word blog, find a super discussion of Watchmen and a Q&A with a local supervillain.

You don't exist. You think nothing, you feel nothing, you are nothing. That's the secret to becoming invisible, to becoming the Wall Creeper.

And he is surely invisible tonight. No one notices as the lean nineteen-year-old makes his way across Civic Center Park and up the granite front steps of the State Capitol. He's just another night prowler, bundled up against the cold in a black leather jacket.

Probably no one would pay attention even if he were wearing his full battle suit: The Kevlar composite vest, the blunt-trauma pads strapped to his martial arts-toned arms and legs, the custom-designed full-face covering purchased from Hero-Gear.net. Most people go through life in a stupor. It's like what Master Legend — who's been battling Florida evildoers for more than a quarter-century — says: "It's not that a man becomes invisible; it's just that a man becomes invisible to everybody else. If you are an outcast that nobody cares about, no one notices you."

In other words, people don't see what they don't expect — and no one expects to see somebody like the Wall Creeper, a flesh-and-blood superhero.

Nevertheless, the Wall Creeper can't risk wearing his battle suit. Not tonight, his first Denver patrol. He doesn't yet know the city like he knows the Colorado mountain towns and rural communities he's spent three years patrolling. Until he finds his footing here, there's no need to attract attention. So all he carries, folded and tucked in his breast pocket, is the most important piece: the black mask he places over his mouth and nose like some terrible demon beak. It's inscribed with an ornate "W" intertwined with a serpent-like "C" — the insignia of the Wall Creeper.

He paces at the foot of the Capitol building, waiting for his colleague Zen Blade to arrive. He's edgy, too distracted by his nerves to scope out nearby walls and obstacles for footholds in case he needs to wall-creep to a good vantage point or escape route. He's never met the Aurora crime fighter who wears a triple-crescent logo on his chest and knit cap, along with aviator-style goggles, but from what he's learned of him online, the two have much in common. That's why he contacted Zen Blade and suggested they meet up tonight, to join forces as they prowl the streets.

While the Wall Creeper waits, the city below him seethes. Somewhere nearby, a siren wails. In the shadows of Civic Center Park, a group of men holler and tussle. Maybe they're playing around, maybe not. On the side of the Denver Newspaper Agency building, the block-long LCD news display scrolls through its never-ending inventory of despair. Drug dealers. Rapists. Pedophiles.

To the Wall Creeper, it seems that with each passing moment the world is getting worse, the shadows deepening, the hands ticking closer to midnight. That's why he's taking a stand, hopefully before it's too late. He'll stand guard, never resting, as it is written in Isaiah 62:6: "I have posted watchmen on your walls, O Jerusalem. They will never be silent day or night. Whoever calls on the Lord, do not give yourselves any rest, and do not give him any rest until he establishes Jerusalem and makes it an object of praise throughout the earth."

A man in a black leather coat approaches. "Waiting for someone?" he asks.

"Zen Blade?" responds the Wall Creeper, extending a hand. Zen Blade, several years older and bulkier than Wall Creeper, left his suit at home, too, but is nonetheless ready to patrol. "Let's go," he says.

The night awaits.


Nobody knows my whole story," the Wall Creeper says when he first consents to an interview. "Most nineteen-year-olds are just trying to get lucky and get drunk. I want to save the world. It's taken over my life, and I'm happy with that." But people need to know he's not just some vigilante or costumed weirdo, he explains. (And, to be clear, he prefers to be called a crime fighter, not a defender, warrior or costumed activist. Worst of the bunch, he says, is probably "real-life superhero." After all, no one would say "real-life police officer.")

"My greatest desire is to aid the police in stopping crime in this great city," he writes in an e-mail. "Every fiber of my being wants to patrol, to aid, to help the citizens of this city, and the real heroes, the police and firemen, in Denver."

To explain why, he agrees to meet — under strict and secretive conditions. He'll only show up at a public, neutral location — a quiet park in a metro-area suburb near where he's been patrolling the past few months or, on cold days, in a nearby chain restaurant. He wears unremarkable civilian clothes over his lithe physique, and there's none of the swagger or eagerness of other guys his age. Smiles, for example, are few and far between. He's the type who blends into a crowd, the last one anyone would expect to be rounding up villains or crushing crime syndicates.

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  • notsojealousbitch9 08/18/2011 6:13:00 AM

    if only we could all do the good in the world like esmerelda does EVERYDAY on these forums. sigh*

  • Elijah Maisel 07/02/2011 12:28:00 AM

    n sorry that i commented a year later so just so u kno sorry :/

  • Elijah Maisel 07/02/2011 12:25:00 AM

    im not defending any1 im just wanting 2 mention that u should take police out unless theres some special police that doesnt break the law like many police officers that ive seen. im not encouraging wall creeper n please dont argue with me im just mentioning that not all officers r good but yes some people r kinda weird. n yes im im goin with u on the firefighters

  • shadow 06/17/2011 5:55:00 AM

    wall creeper if you see this then please send me a message to my you tube account red13444 or my email drewsantanna@rocketmail.com i am in colorado please if you are reading send a message with your info so i can send a message back i just mite be another hero ?!?!

  • Thedeardeparted4u 05/25/2011 4:17:00 PM

    Wall Creeper..... Come out, come out, wherever you are

  • Elle 12/11/2009 3:55:00 AM

    Our good friends from dictionary.com say heroes are: "a man/woman of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his/her brave deeds and noble qualities." This can be applied to both the gentlemen in this article and firefighters, police, EMTs, armed forces... the list goes on. Everyone just finds a different way to do this. If they have to go rouge, then so be it. They face more dangers being alone, so I hope they all have an Alfred back home. If ever one needs my help or support, I will sure as heck bend over backwards for them. Seeing as that is what they are doing for the rest of us. For all you nay sayers, don't you think there is enough negativity in this world and that these people are dealing with enough to not have you nagging at them? My thoughts and prayers are with y'all (firefighters, police, armed forces... included). Go get 'em.

  • Esmerelda Greenleaf 09/25/2009 10:10:00 PM

    Please. These people are just freaks that pretend to be superheros. The real heroes are the Police and Fire departments of the world. And this "Ecliptico", sounds like a full-on loon and poser to me.

  • Entomo The Insect-Man 07/13/2009 11:29:00 AM

    Unfortunately, the RLSH movement is right now filled with trolls impersonating others or just joking. The comments above are NOT written by me, of course. Everyone knows I'm not English - I'm Italian - and that's not my style. Should be the troll called "Black Knight". Joshua, I mean. That's his civilian name. Master Legend and Tothian are two great Real Life Superheroes, we're all pivotal figures in the movement. I have nothing bad to say about Shadow Hare too. By the way, I'm the real Entomo and my profile page is: http://www.myspace.com/entomotheinsectman Write me via MySpace or e-mail, I'll confirm my identity. I inject justice.

  • Ecliptico 06/14/2009 2:23:00 AM

    "Ecliptico believes he�s a descendent from a long line of Superheroes and talks to fire� yes fire, the burning kind. He shot his father when he was young and was sent to juvenile hall. Ecliptico also tried out for Who Wants to Be a Superhero. Go figure." He's right, I tryed out for who wants to be a superhero but they said "no real superheroes" cuz they found out i could fly and shoot lightning out of my ass (CRASH) musta been the same lightning that killed my dad, you know, the dead one who came to visit me last month (snicker) and dont forget those long years in Juvenile hall where i learned that bending over and getting the soap is a ...pain in the ass...huhuhuh and No, you dont need a certification in PA retard Check yourself...uh duh...(so much for being thorough) http://www.americanbailcoalition.com/Bail%20Laws/Pennsylvania%20Bail%20Laws.htm ya BIG JERK!

  • West 06/12/2009 8:25:00 AM

    just a quick comment at Jermey P: In reality, he should "try to get laid"." made me laugh a lil. isnt that the point of being a super hero? taking away things you would like for yourself to help others? also Entomo: me and the entire 7th grade class i help teach that heard this article didnt get the impression he was thinking hes "god", get a clue, he may have throught he was batman, or somthing, but at least he did good and tries to make a diffrence. and that inspired alot of the kids i work with, and even adults. and before you say he could do it without the coustume-y weirdness....i think thats the part thats nessicary. i dont know anyone who could rember the name of this guy who stopped a mugging nearby where i live, or even the color shirt he was wearing.but if somone who is dressed up like this does it, HELL YA were gonna rember it. and were going to be impressed that A. he did it and B. he didnt care that everyone thought he was weird looking, and could easily have gotten his ass kicked. also pot? really? ZOMG THE DEVIL HAS LEAFS! but srsly dude, stop whining about how weird they are, and maybe go out and try to do somthing better you lazy whiner. i know i am, and i know who to thank for the inspiration.

  • Entomo 06/06/2009 10:56:00 AM

    Tothian, you lie. You even shown pictures of yourself in your mom's house.

  • Johana V. 05/05/2009 4:42:00 AM

    Severe economic crisis impels some to be engaged in inhumane acts. But still there are what we consider superheros to save our lives from danger. Ever hear of Shadowhare? Shadowhare has nothing to do with male pattern baldness; he is a real life urban superhero. He and his group, the Allegiance of Heroes, patrol the streets of Cincinnati fighting crime and helping people in trouble, replete with masks and costumes. It does take courage, especially since they have purported to be willing to perform a citizen's arrest on anyone they find up to no good, and they are armed with handcuffs and pepper spray. Some members of Cincinnati PD would get a quick payday loan to get him to go away, but it's apparent he isn't. So long as his crime fighting doesn't lead to needing debt relief from missing work, Shadowhare is part of growing trend.

  • Tothian 04/12/2009 10:06:00 AM

    Actually, Black Knight doesn't know what he is talking about. Also, he's one of the most evil people you'll ever know. Can't even get his facts straight. I'm 23, not 24. I don't live with anyone, and I work, I make money.

  • Black Knight 03/15/2009 2:05:00 PM

    In reply to Citizen Smoke, If Ecliptico is a "professional" bounty hunter, then why does he not possess a "professional" private investigation license for the state of Pennsylvania? Doesn't take a lot of character to get a cop-like badge and go out and call yourself a BEA-- especially when Penn. doesn't have any BEA standards. The "super-secret" Knightmen include the likes of Wall Creeper, Master Legend, and Ecliptico. In other words, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.

  • joel wyatt 03/15/2009 3:11:00 AM

    http://flyovercity.blogspot.com/2008/12/11-first-time-i-saw-superhero.html

  • Joel Wyatt 03/15/2009 3:09:00 AM

    The motivations and delusions of some of my peers aside, I'll give 'em this; it IS pretty tough for an aspiring crime fighter here in D-town. Making a go of it w/out superpowers is one thing; not having buildings close enough together to hang your grappling hook from? That's the real trick. Take it from me...

  • Joel Wyatt 03/15/2009 3:08:00 AM

    The motivations and delusions of some of my peers aside, I'll give 'em this; it IS pretty tough for an aspiring crime fighter here in D-town. Making a go of it w/out superpowers is one thing; not having buildings close enough together to hang your grappling hook from? That's the real trick. Take it from me...

  • REader 03/14/2009 8:12:00 PM

    This guy should be protecting people from the police, not petty drug dealers. That substance is a product itself imported by the US Government. Ask Columbia and Bolivia. I understand that crime is bad, but if the police and system as a whole act unethically, so do the citizens. An officer upholding the law and our constitution should set some sort of an example, but they don't. I respect peaceful, up-standing officers that know and follow their oath the defend that constitution. If the dirty Policy Overseers find him, they'd probably beat his ass too cause he's a liability. Grab a camera super-hero, go get the REAL criminals. If anybody saw Watchmen, The character spoken of starts the movie out by killing JFK's real assassin. Aside from training, get some truth. Maybe he should hunt down the bankers that control our government...that would be great!!! I believe this guy is/was a loner that read far too many comic books. Real heros don't hide...they stand-up and fight when it's needed the most...think about that "Crime Fighter"

  • Zen Blade 03/14/2009 8:28:00 AM

    Nice writing. I like how your story came out. Good job.

  • Black Knight 03/13/2009 8:25:00 PM

    "He sticks to his mission and doesn't change his ideals for anybody," says Tothian about the Wall Creeper. "For someone his age, he is wise beyond his years." This coming from a 24 year old who still lives with his folks, has no job, and has jerked off with Tabasco sauce. For proof, please listen to www.blogtalkradio.com/thealternates Oh, and are any of the "Knightmen" not mentally ill? Or actually real crimefighters for that matter?

  • Geist 03/13/2009 1:00:00 AM

    Insightful writing and a nice in-depth piece that hopefully gives the average person an idea of how or why one individual arrived at the destination of becoming a Real-Life Superhero. For every RLSH, there's a slightly different story, but it's pleasing to see the topic and the individual covered with respect, rather than derision (which is common in online forums and is far too easy to achieve). I wish you well on your path, Wall Creeper. Geist

  • Danelle Dragonetti 03/12/2009 8:36:00 PM

    Nice Story. When are you publishing the full comic strip?

  • Rodrivy 03/12/2009 5:42:00 PM

    There are certainly more people like him around that go totally unspoken. It is good that someone is actively doing something and it makes me feel better about walking alone outside at night.

  • Entomo 03/12/2009 5:32:00 AM

    Wall Creeper believes himself to be the living incarnation of God. Master Legend is a documented alcoholic who beats women and smokes pot. Master Legend also extorts money from old people and has ripped the government off for 35000 dollars in a property scheme. Tothian also smokes pot, but his extra curricular activities are at best mediocre. Ecliptico believes he�s a descendent from a long line of Superheroes and talks to fire� yes fire, the burning kind. He shot his father when he was young and was sent to juvenile hall. Ecliptico also tried out for Who Wants to Be a Superhero. Go figure. How nice that Zimmer was able to arrange an article to be written for people in Colorado and the �Knightsmen� used it as an opportunity to slander him. Knightsmen=Watchmen, very original as well. You guys belong in a mental institution.

  • Lionheart 03/12/2009 1:52:00 AM

    Well written. Congratulations Wall Creeper; and Ecliptico damn man i loved that quote about your cigarette haha. Knightmen are the next generation!

  • Jeremy P. 03/12/2009 12:03:00 AM

    Clearly the type of person who would do this is someone who had a rough time fitting in while growing up. To print an article encourages this behavior which boarders on a complete separation from reality. In reality, he should have stopped fantasizing about being Batman when he was 12. In reality, he shouldn't have come to this city thinking he was going to save it from a petty dealer on Colfax. In reality, he should "try to get laid". I would have considered the guy to actually be a threat to himself until he makes the realization that he could do much more service as an actual police detective. Come on, isn't there a better story in this town that an over zealous geek in a kids Halloween costume?

 
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