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Last Supper: Our outgoing critic ends things at Ondo's, where they're easing into excellence

We parked the car in the snow and walked gingerly down the icy ramp. The wind was bitter, and Cherry Creek lived inside a snow globe of swirling flakes glittering like chips of diamond as the gusts whipped them, scarving from rooftops and frozen iron railings. Laura slipped and I caught her hand. I slipped and she caught mine. This is what we've done for all of our years together — caught each other as we were about to fall. In the end, we toddled like children, holding tight to each other and ducking our heads against the biting cold.

Deicy Steinbecker serves up genuine Spanish tapas at Ondo's.
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Deicy Steinbecker serves up genuine Spanish tapas at Ondo's.

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Ondo's Spanish Tapas Bar

250 Steele St.
Denver, CO 80206

Category: Restaurant > Spanish

Region: Central Denver

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Ondo's
Tortilla Española $5
Brocheta de langostinos $7.50
Jamón Ibérico $30/$15
Patatas bravas $6.50
Croquetas $7.50
Arroz meloso $11Solomillo $14.50
Albóndigas $10
250 Steele Street 303-975-6514 www.ondostapas.com Hours:Dinner nightly

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At the top of the steps, we paused to look over the menu under glass. Bocados and cazuelitas, postres, pintxos and raciones, foie gras a la plancha, rollo de mango relleno de bonito del Norte and my favorite, solomillo con salsa de queso Valdeón: words that would've been foreign to the both of us ten years ago, but now spoke only of warmth and comfort and broad smiles, sunlit plains and dry, dusty heat. Spain is what Laura and I have dreamed of together when it seemed that this country alone was too small for us. We each have our private geographical fantasies (Japan for me, or Vietnam or Lyon, maybe, provided everyone was kind enough to speak English in my presence; Key West for her, as well as Ensenada, St. Croix and Germany, because she's spit in the Neckar in Heidelburg and, according to the particularly disgusting folk traditions of the Germans, that means she's destined to return), but Spain is the one we've shared, the one we've studied. Spain is the far horizon on which our collective gaze has long been fixed, and so we know where to stay in Granada to have our view over the Alhambra, where the olive trees grow, when to find shade in the lee of Peñafiel castle and where they keep all the best pigs in the world. The menu was poetry written in a language meant for poetry, flowing and rhyming effortlessly and bucking literal translation, demanding only to be taken for what it is.

Curt and Deicy Steinbecker lived the dream that we're still chasing, having gone to Spain (coming from the United States and Colombia, respectively) to attend La Escuela de Cocina Luis Irizar, then spending five years studying and working around San Sebastian and Barcelona under the likes of Pedro Subijana and Juan Mari Arzak. They learned Spanish food from the inside out. They learned Basque food. They fell in love there, conceived a child there, but decided to come back to Denver (where Curt had lived before) to raise their child and to open a Spanish restaurant where they could do what they loved, what they'd been trained for. Laura and I had only come across town to see what they'd brought with them from half a world away, but we were hopeful.

Ondo's opened in November, in a subterranean space that's already swallowed more restaurants of more nationalities than I care to count. It's next door to Tambien, Jesse Morreale and Sean Yontz's Mexican codicil, their Mezcal Mk. II, and as we eased our way down the cement steps, across the frozen patio, freshly shoveled and swept, toward Ondo's front door, we could see that Tambien was having a great night, with a crowded bar and a busy floor, and Ondo's was...not.

Actually, it was empty, with the floor staff standing around in those nervous postures of expectation (bodies leaned forward, hands clasped, eyes scanning the front windows for the sudden flood of customers that resolutely refuse to come) that speak volumes about desperate want and need. I hesitated a little at the bottom step, at the same instant as Laura. We exchanged a quick, nervous glance.

"This might be the last time, you know?" she said. "Our last chance." And she was right. While Curt and Deicy and Ondo's might just be starting out in Denver, we were finishing up, handling final details before aiming ourselves west and making for the distant coast, the stones and salmon of Seattle. I'd been waiting months for Ondo's to open, tracking it with the fanatic focus of some Brooklyn towhead pawing through baseball cards and building fantasy lineups on his bedroom rug, talking with Curt, watching the long-dormant website, hoping that Laura and I would get to experience their Spain before we turned our backs on home and headed for parts unknown.

Together we stepped inside — out of the cold and into an empty room that seemed almost to crouch with anticipation, everything happening a little too fast, with a little too much anxiety. Because there was no one ahead of us, we were shown instantly to the seats we wanted, tucked away in a corner with a view of the dark bar across a broad dining room filled with small tables and artfully curvy plastic chairs. Because there was no one else battling for attention, our drinks came with a rapidity and care that was like the compression of a movie dream sequence — my glass of rosado arriving cold, like liquid ruby in the glass, and Laura's white dithered over, with tasting glasses brought to the table by the willing waitress who talked her through the dry one, the sweet one, the fruity one, before she made a final decision.

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  • Matt 01/12/2010 12:21:00 AM

    Good review. I ate at Ondo's. It's good but waaaaaaaayyyy overpriced ($60p/p to be satisfied). I don't think I'll go back until they lower it to about $30p/p.

  • pintxo 01/10/2010 8:13:00 PM

    the last sentence sums it all up, from the letters to the editor nov 11 2009: http://www.westword.com/2009-11-05/news/from-the-week-of-november-11-2009/ "Mourning," Jason Sheehan, October 22 Dick Dreck Having suffered through Jason Sheehan's unconscionably vindictive review of Mark & Isabella, I will make a point to try the place, simply to protest Sheehan's (as always) self-indulgent hatchet job. Really, what have your readers done to deserve the weekly dose of douchebaggery that is Sheehan's obsessively self-referential, faux-macho, desperately attention-seeking drivel? Can Westword not snag a reviewer mature enough to separate personal tragedy from professional commentary? The dreck that flows weekly from Sheehan's pen begs the question: How can he taste the food when he never takes his mouth off his own dick? Jon Richard

  • Tio Pepe 01/10/2010 12:30:00 AM

    If Ondo�s is anything like a culinary lap dance, its coming from a half ton one-eyed girl named Beth who is about as agile as a hippopotamus. The food here sucks. The kind of food that is so bad that it caused complete strangers from the next table over to ask us if we hated our meal as much as they hated theirs. These chefs may have spent some time cooking and eating in Spain, but they clearing did not spend any time trying to understand the fundamentals of Spanish cuisine. In addition, who thought it would be a good idea to ask the girl behind the hostess stand to be my waitress, even though she had no concept of this establishments menu, or even how to be pleasant to guests. I want to start with Jason Sheehans "favorite" dish, the solomillo con salsa de queso Valdeon. Only the second most disappointing item to grace our table. Why would you ever perfectly cook a piece of meat, slice and shingle it to show your impeccable workmanship, and then drown it in sauce? A sauce that was so mediocre, it could have been campbells cream of blue cheese. There was not even a large enough serving of sauce to dip my unseasoned, possibly brown-paper-bag derived, side order of patatas bravas in. This dish has the potential to be an amazing tapas, simply grilled beef tenderloin topped with a generous portion of crumbled cabrales, kissed under the salamander just long enough so that the cheese softens and becomes a rich, creamy sauce. Instead, this dish provides another of example of a chef using fancy wording to sell a 3.5 ounce steak for fifteen bucks. Moving on to my biggest disappointment of the evening, the dish that actually made me want to dine at Ondo�s. Beef cheeks in red wine sauce. Tender slices of beef are served in a demi-like sauce that could possibly have been purchased in powdered form from Safeway. Clearly this sauce had nothing to do with any of the braising liquids used to cook the beef cheeks. Served on top of the same potato-nutmeg gruel as the beef tenderloin, this dish lacked any complexity or balance in regards to flavor and texture. A saving grace, and one dish I would recommend, was the chorizo and potato stew. After the other disasters, I was prepared for something that might as well be used in the filling for one of those $3 burritos sold downtown. Low-and-behold it turned out to be actual smoked Spanish sausage served in a delicate onion and garlic broth with potatoes that quite possibly were all cooked together to create what can be recognized as Chorizo y Patata a la Riojana. And for the grand finale.... Where do you get off calling molten chocolate cake, a chocolate souffle? It was delicious! Thanks for another wrong turn Jason

  • pintxo 01/09/2010 3:32:00 AM

    Im guessing roughly 40 reviews per year times 7 years... lets call it about 300 total sheehan reviews. 2 reviews mentioned with 3 mis-spellings (3 letters total) of foreign names... Thats just over half of one percent. this is not nearly enough to make one not enjoy what would be an otherwise good review. Don't let a few letters distract one from larger topics. Of more consequential note is when a food critic doesn't know a stuffed chicken from a stewed chicken or doesn't know what a spanish tortilla looks like. Examples like this makes one question the food critics ability and over time, makes reviews less helpful and less enjoyable. Slowly but surely (as if proportional to fame seeking aspirations/ realizations), over time, the reviews from the last few years, and specially the last year, became less about the food and more about self-promotion. Since no amount of circus side show, entertainment quotient, shock value, signatures from celebrity critics, foul language or literary squeeze bottle'ing of chive oil should ever upstage the real star of a review (hint hint: its the food), for future reference, Westword would be doing its readers a favor to select a food critic who is knowledgeable, curious, colorful, talented and above all, who also is modest enough to realize who the real stars of their reviews are.

  • Jane Le 01/09/2010 2:37:00 AM

    Thanks, Robert - I appreciate the feedback. JL

  • Robert Pks 01/09/2010 1:09:00 AM

    It would be my pleasure Jane. Limon's review: The type of rice traditionally used to make risotto is Carnaroli, not Carnarolli as Sheehan writes. Venice's review: He writes, "Scalopine ai capperri". It should read, "Scaloppine ai capperi" (so a double jewel here). Frasca's review (this one probably takes the cake): He writes, "The stufato translates to stuffed chicken..." No Jason, stufato does not translate to stuffed (no matter how much it might sound like stuffed). It translates to "stew". FYI "stuffed" in Italian is "ripieni". There...just a few of Sheehan's pearls.

  • Jane Le 01/08/2010 2:36:00 AM

    Robert Pks: I'm the copy editor at Westword. I actually spend a fair amount of time fact-checking foreign-language spellings for the Cafe page. It's not an exact science, of course; food names/spellings often get mangled on the trip over from their native countries (for various reasons), and we sometimes bow to the spellings preferred and used by a restaurant itself, even if it's a variant of a more commonly used spelling. We also try to use diacritical marks when possible, but with some languages, we are hampered by typographical limitations. Can you provide examples of words or phrases that you say Jason has continued to misspell and/or translate? I would like to know for future reference.

  • Robert Pks 01/08/2010 1:42:00 AM

    This (fortunately last) review from Sheehan, is a perfect illustration of his lack of culinary knowledge. If you have a masochist side combined with some decent food knowledge, do yourself a favor...read him. You'll cringe from beginning to end. As Pinxto pointed, to compare tortilla Espa� with an omelette is like comparing onions and apples. They couldn't be more different. Tortilla Espa� is never folded in, on itself like an omelette and it�s not cooked �a minute like an omelette is. In Spain it's served room temp, in pretty thick slices...very, very different from how an omelette will arrive to your table. Still, Sheehan goes on and on regurgitating his self-righteous nonsense, like so many times in the past, convinced that the readers will think "Wow...he really knows his thing!" This is the same guy that placed Cafe Jordano on the same list with Frasca as top Italian restaurants and trashed the Kitchen just for the sake of being provocative and edgy. The same guy that keeps misspelling foreign dishes and translating and describing them incorrectly. Does Sheehan even take the time to fact check his stuff before it goes to press or is it that he's so arrogant that no matter how absurd it is what he's typing, he thinks that the fact that it comes from him makes it valid? Hopefully Westword's new critic would have a passport a little more tattered that Sheehan's and a lot more humbleness for fact-checking and yes, I hope his (or her) taste buds are not scorched.

  • Lauren 01/07/2010 11:53:00 PM

    Hey Pinxto (aka jack ass) if you don't like it don't read it. So long Jason your reviews have entertained me for years. Good luck!!

  • Heidi 01/07/2010 11:07:00 PM

    I've always enjoyed Jason Sheehan's reviews, but this was ridiculous. I have to agree with pinxto that ending up with a review of a tapas place, wonderful but empty or not, makes Denver seem backwards and seems like little more than a plug for his friends' restaurant. Worse, though, was the over-the-top, purple prose. If you're leaving, just say you're sad to go and move on - spare us the lousy windbagging such as: "Laura slipped and I caught her hand. I slipped and she caught mine. This is what we've done for all of our years together � caught each other as we were about to fall. In the end, we toddled like children, holding tight to each other and ducking our heads against the biting cold." Uh huh, that's great. Check, please!

  • patricia calhoun 01/07/2010 8:06:00 PM

    Addresses and prices are correct in the print copy of the review, and we just fixed the glitch online. Thanks for alerting us to the problem.

  • robert zimmerman 01/07/2010 7:16:00 PM

    Would it be possible to include the *address* of Ondo's?

  • aisling 01/07/2010 7:00:00 PM

    and you, pinxto, used how many words just to say you disagree with Mr. Sheehan. pot meet kettle I started to be sad that Jason was leaving Denver for Seattle and then it dawned on me that I could still read his reviews because the place he reviewed didn't matter to me anyway (since i'm in KC and couldn't try the places he was reviewing)I just like the way he writes so I can read the seattle weekly instead of westword.

  • pinxto 01/07/2010 7:00:00 PM

    westword: can you please require that your next food critic have a passport that has stamps from more places than just upstate new york and new mexico? first hand food knowledge kind of leads to more helpful reviews for your readers. and no more gratuitous use of sexual similes like "a culinary lap dance" or no more over-peppering the soup with too many 'fucks.' thanks, the rusty spoon

  • pinxto 01/07/2010 6:50:00 PM

    sheehan: do you get paid by the word? 1 of 3 pages used up just to finally enter the front door of the restaurant being reviewed? it is after all a restaurant review im reading and not a high school creative writing classs assignment - right? 1 of 3 pages used up just to dish up extraneous filler about the old ball-n-chain. 1 of 3 pages used up just to unfurl larded similies that would make a high school cheerleader giddy with wordsmithing pride: "a snow globe of swirling flakes glittering like chips of diamond as the gusts whipped them." though you do get bonus points for alliteration. worse is that you are about 7 to 5 years late to the foodie trend humper craze about 'tapas.' when that foreign sounding name wouldnt take, people started calling them 'small plates' menus. your final review choice makes denver feel like a cowtown - always years behind the curve on 'newness.' nearly unforgivable for a professional food critic is comparing a spanish tortilla to a french omelet. perhaps you have not yet done your first hand research in spain, but if an allegedly tapas bar tries to serve you a 'tortilla' that is "folded in on itself" that makes you think france then run out of that place because they dont know what they are serving. a tortilla is unique, but if comparisons need to be made to try to describe the thing, think frittata or crustless quiche before you toss out a french omelet. also, could you fix the price section description? i wish iberico ham was $7.50. finally, stop wondering why the place is dead empty: without wine, it looks like its about $50 a head for a very light snack of "authentic" imitation "tapas." heres hoping that you and laura soon go to spain. and while there note that arzak stands worlds apart from the mostly blue collar/ utilitarian/accessible typical tapas bar.

  • Tryna 01/07/2010 3:49:00 PM

    Fantastic work as always Jason! Thanks for one last treat! You will be missed greatly in Denver. Seattle is in for a treat while you uncover the hidden gems there. Good Luck!

  • Brian 01/07/2010 2:09:00 AM

    Jason, this was one of the most inspiring pieces you've ever written. Congrats on going out with one of your best.

  • Bill Colemam 01/06/2010 11:08:00 PM

    Really going to miss Jason, I follow him around in a sense and he's never let me down. We will try Ondo's when back in town. Love the writing and he's truned me on to at least 40 places I would not have found. Thanks and good travels. Bill

 
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