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Leave room for cream and sugar at Hot-Chick-A-Latte

Denver likes its coffee hot, and the joe is served smokin' at Hot Chick-A-Latte, a new drive-thru where the baristas dress in bikinis, cowgirl clothes and other sexy outfits, work primarily for tips and serve a specialty called Morning Wood. The business, inside the distinctive A-frame building at 4736 East Colfax Avenue, opened a month ago to honks and hollers from traffic driving by the store, where the scantily-clad girls stir things up by dancing on tables and waving signs.

"We've had some people call the police," says Troy Jensen, a mortgage broker who co-owns the store with Vincent Holman and knows the owner of the original shop in Washington state. "One call was because traffic was slowed down; another woman told police there were girls wandering naked in the street."

The store is the Hot Chick-A-Latte chain's first franchise outside of Washington, where bikini baristas have popped up all over. It's also Denver's first bikini coffee shop, and Jensen believes the city is ready for A-Cups, C-Cups and Double Ds rather than talls, grandes and ventis. "There's not a lot of drive-thrus here," he says. "That's really what we wanted to bring to the table — to get rid of the stuffiness of the Starbucks atmosphere, where people talk quietly and have meetings, and have a good time."

But Jensen also stresses that he wants his coffee to be good as well as hot; the beans are provided by Denver's Coda Coffee, which roasts for many other shops around town, and all of Jensen's employees have gone to Coda's barista classes. "We have a fun shtick, but that won't go anywhere unless we have good coffee," he says.

Oh, and the bright-but-only-half-finished pink paint job on the A-frame? Jensen says it will be done soon: "We've got all the paint. We're just waiting for the right time."

Aurora apparently wasn't ready for its first bikini coffee shop. City councilwoman Molly Markert is asking people to boycott Perky Cups, which opened last fall at 12101 East Iliff Avenue, as well as all of the shops around it. The point is to pressure the shopping center's management company, Shames-Makovsky Realty, to "manage your property responsibly" by not allowing the bikini-clad baristas to walk around outside the store.

"When one of his employees is raped and murdered, we will all mourn the loss," Markert writes in her newsletter about store owner Jason Bernal. "In the meantime, we pledged not to shop...until the outside parades cease permanently."

Shames-Makovsky broker Jamie Mitchell wouldn't comment on the dispute. An attorney for the real-estate company didn't return calls seeking comment. Perhaps he hadn't yet had his cup of Morning Wood.

Scene and herd: Folks will soon be able to grab a cup of joe at a very different type of location: the bright-yellow Denver Puppet Theater, at 3156 West 38th Avenue. "We wanted to use the space more," says theater owner Annie Zook. "We don't do puppet shows much" during the day. That's why she wants to open Zook's by the end of July — that is, if she manages to pull all the right strings in the city inspection process.

Zook's will offer coffee, tea, ice cream, paninis and other cafe goodies from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m., Tuesday through Sunday, but don't expect Pinocchio or Kermit the Frog to be pulling that espresso. Zook says the puppets will, for the most part, stay in the theater next door. Nor do the marionettes have much to do with other miscellaneous enterprises now in the Denver Puppet Theater building: a recording studio and a hair salon operated by Zook's son and his girlfriend, respectively.

Give them a hand for making the most of the space.

 
  • Jinko 07/09/2010 8:14:00 PM

    The coffee is ridicously expensive,lukewarm, and not very good. You would be better off going to Shotgun Willie's and ordering a cup of coffee.

  • Cash 06/21/2010 1:04:00 AM

    I am glad you want your girl friend, sister, cousin, or mother objectified for the price of a cup of coffee. I don't want the women I love to be slobbered all over and some guy relieving himself later at the one I loves expense. No one I love (I hope) will work there. Probably not taking a date or a business meeting there..... How desparate and how low self esteemed a women needs to be to do that for a tip on a cup of coffee - is that a dime? Oh yeah it is colfax and five bucks gets you a trip around the world.....forgot where I was......

  • j 06/16/2010 2:43:00 AM

    That building has been so many different things the last few years, I am glad it now an establishment I will go to. Great coffee, great service. BTW they finished painting it today.

  • Dustinvan 06/14/2010 7:33:00 PM

    "When one of his employees is raped and murdered, we will all mourn the loss," Markert writes... Jesus. First of all, girls wearing bikinis are not subjecting themselves to being raped and murdered. If so, why don't we ban them at public beaches? Rapists don't care what anyone is wearing or where they wear it. What a horrible, sexist, ignorant thing to say. Furthermore, it doesn't say much for the kind of people she thinks are spending their time in Aurora. If that's the case, I'm never going to that city. Except maybe for a cup of coffee.

  • First Responder 06/14/2010 5:46:00 PM

    What I find even more offensive than the idea of using bkini-clad bimbos to sell coffee is Councilwoman Markert's use of rape threats as a political weapon against a business she dislikes. What the hell is wrong with this woman? This type of repulsive mentality not only blames victims but obviously and blatantly contains a little bit of attempted wish-fulfillment: Markert WANTS one of these women to be raped so she can sanctimoniously step to the City Council podium and say "I told you so." With all of the problems the city of Aurora faces at the moment, one might think that Councilwoman Markert could find a more productive direction for her energies than publicly wishing for sexual violence to be visited upon those she disagrees with.

  • Holden 06/10/2010 9:59:00 PM

    Jay, I second the accusation that you sir, are a SHILL! Grow a pair, and come clean that you are most likely one of the owners. So lame, just like your creepy business concept.

  • Steve B. 06/10/2010 1:01:00 AM

    Hey Jay: you are a blatant shill. Only a d-bag would stroke their ego by getting their coffee served by a stripper who is putting on the charm in the name of tips?

  • Con Nezur 06/10/2010 12:46:00 AM

    Not to esoterically fetishize coffee, but call me when they start serving clover extracted kopi luwak served in non-paper cups so as to not compromise the flavor and integrity of the drink.

  • Jay 06/10/2010 12:20:00 AM

    Hot-Chick-a-Latte makes great coffee and the service is fun and kind. Two thumbs up! Keep up the good work and thanks for opening.

  • William P 06/09/2010 11:48:00 PM

    John Public, I was wondering the exact same thing as Joe Blow. Also, my money would be on you being the serial in 5 years... just the fact you have a "perfect image of beautiful breastisses" in your mind... yick!

  • Jason 06/09/2010 11:40:00 PM

    One question: Why? I'm not a fan of Starbucks either, but that doesn't mean that I want to be worked for tips by the bikini baristas. This is a concept that is WAY TOO CHEESY. Sorry guys, but finishing your buildings paint job isn't the only thing that it's not the right time for.

  • John Public 06/09/2010 11:29:00 PM

    Wow, such a non-creepy, non-"Hey everybody, I'm a serial killer to be discovered in 5 years" comment. Way to go, man! Way to ruin a perfect image of beautiful breastisses in my mind. Cock blocker.

  • Joe Blow 06/09/2010 9:48:00 PM

    How long before they start offering beans that have passed through the digestive system (similar to civet cats) of these skanks?

 
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