Ooh La Las fourth annual Fuck Christmas Party will cheerfully fill the bill. The party, conceived to cater to people who feel disenfranchised by wholesome holidays, features a wide variety of debauched entertainments, from burlesque to boylesque to an acoustic punk band thats calling itself David Carradine and the Autoerotic Asphyxiators. Not that its going to be all aggro or anything: We dont really have family out here, and we just wanted to do something that was fun, Scheffer clarifies. Its not super in-your-face. We just like to say fuck a lot.
The party gets started around 7 p.m. tonight at 3 Kings Tavern, 60 South Broadway, and theres no cover charge. For more information, call 303-777-7352 or visit www.3kingstavern.com.
Sat., Dec. 25, 7 p.m., 2010