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How would the Mexican secure the borders?

Dear Mexican: There are many who give lip service to border security. You may or may not be one of them. You may be an open-borders advocate. But for the moment, put on your secure-borders hat and tell us how you would secure the borders if your job depended on its success. Is it possible to secure the borders if we abandon internal enforcement and grant yet another amnesty?

Wally Wallbanger

Dear Gabacho: Your question assumes there's a need to secure borders, when really we just need to legalize drugs and people and our "problem" vanishes; after that, we can concentrate on preventing actual threats from entering this country instead of perceived ones. But I'll play your juego: How would I secure American borders? Easy: American jobs for Americans only. Create an insular, xenophobic economy that keeps away all foreign labor and wants nothing to do with foreign investors. In other words, adopt the Mexican model — and look how far it got them.

Dear Mexican: I was recently having a heated discussion with a Republican friend of mine about illegal immigration. She seemed to think that it's fairly easy for Mexicans to immigrate legally to the United States. ("Basically, it's just a background check and a history test," she said.) If this is the case, why do so many Mexicans immigrate illegally? My Republican friend thinks they just don't want to pay taxes, and they want to get all our social services for free. I think the issue is more complex than that, but I didn't really know what to say in response. Any thoughts?

A Curious Democrat

Dear Gabacho: Your friend is proof of what tontos Republicans are when it comes to the issue of immigration. If migrating legally to the United States was as easy as your amiga insists, you think Mexicans would pay thousands of dollars in smuggling fees and subject themselves to the terrorizing whims of coyotes when the legal way sets you back, after attorney fees and everything, a couple thousand dollars? If illegal immigrants didn't want to pay taxes, then why do so many assume fake Social Security numbers that ensures that payroll and Social Security taxes get pulled, the latter of which they'll never get back? If illegal Mexis wanted to live high on the government queso, then why do you see so many of them selling flowers and strawberries on street corners? Tell your amiga that legal immigration takes years, years that poor people can't afford to waste in poverty when a risky trip will do the trick, and that she needs to become libertarian and learn true conservative principles instead of the snake-oil pendejadas currently offered by her party.

GOOD MEXICAN OF THE WEEK: Los Tigres del Norte need no real introduction, but this one's for the gabachos. Imagine the Beatles combined with the Rolling Stones, mix in some Clash and Bill Monroe, and you still won't come close to describing the influence that the innovative technique and all-around talent of these masters of the conjunto norteño genre (the Mexican music with accordions, not the one with tubas) have had on Mexican regional music for over forty years. Their latest album, MTV Unplugged: Los Tigres del Norte & Friends, has the group performing some of its masterpieces and even features a duet with Rage Against the Machine frontman Zack de la Rocha. Do yourself a favor and buy this album as a primer — then work backward through a catalogue that makes Bob Dylan seem as prolific as Blind Faith.

 
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Boris_Badenoff

It's amazing what some think of immigration.

One poster says when referring to a friend "She seemed to think that it's fairly easy for Mexicans to immigrate legally to the United States."

Humm.. Is it suppose to be "Easy" to immigrate? Tell me how many other 1st world countries are "Easy" to immigrate to....

Just because many from Latin countries Want to immigrate here does not mean we should throw open the doors wide to any and all comers.. What, America has to change their laws because citizens of another country don't like U.S. laws??

I am amazed at the perception of many that it is their Right to be allowed to immigrate. No where on this planet has that ever been the case.

Immigration is a privilege extended by the host country, not a right.

 
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