I personally believe that Mexican foods are very delicious & maintain quality to serve better health.
A couple of years back, I put four white supremacists in prison. They had made the mistake of going into the Slater Slums of Huntington Beach, the city's traditional barrio, to kill a random Mexican. They got as far as stabbing a man before the Slater Slums smackdown began: The community came out from their apartments and kicked the shit out of the KKKlowns — a beatdown of wonderful, ironic proportions. Not a single Mexican was arrested; the Candy Ass Gang, as we called them, went away for years, convicted on hate crimes.


I discovered that the crime was premeditated, announced on a white-power Internet radio show just weeks before. But I also discovered that the attackers loved Mexican food: A bunch of pictures a source forwarded to me showed the pendejos in various states of devouring burritos and tacos from Del Taco, the Mexican fast-food chain that's known for being better than that Taco Bell mierda.
Race traitors? Hardly. Just following American policy: Hate the Mexican, love the Mexican food, assault the Mexican, get your ass handed to you by Mexicans. This has been America's experience with Mexicans, a cycle of justice that must be remembered when considering what's happening to this country right now in the wake of SB 1070 and its many copycats. Those Know-Nothing politicians, judges and voters who pass law after law trying to stop Mexicans from asserting themselves in this country are like King Canute commanding the tide to stop: The game is already over. We beat you with our Mexican food long ago, and we're going to beat you on SB 1070 as well.
Although the dinner table may seem an unlikely battleground, you've got to know your history, kids. Food is one of the first things a conquering group demonizes when trying to repress a smaller group. The Spaniards tried to wean the Aztecs off tortillas and into bread, to no avail. During the Mexican-American War, urban legend had it that animals wouldn't eat the corpses of fallen Mexican soldiers due to the high chile content in the decaying flesh.
Similar knocks against Mexican food can be heard to this day in the lurid tourist tales of "Montezuma's Revenge" and in the many food-based ethnic slurs still in circulation: beaner, greaser, pepper belly, taco bender, roach coach and so many more. "Aside from diet," the acclaimed borderlands scholar Américo Paredes wrote in 1978, "no other aspect of Mexican culture seems to have caught the fancy of the Anglo coiner of derogatory terms for Mexicans."
But that's all an undercurrent in the larger story of Mexican food's conquest of this country to the tune of billions of dollars: tacos, tequila, hot sauce, chile, Chipotle, Rick Bayless and so much more. If America had truly been successful in its anti-Mexican campaigns over the past 150 years, it would have eradicated our cuisine à la the dishes of all the Native American tribes we exiled to permanent ethnic curiosity. It's not like politicians haven't been down this road before: Dudley Do-Rights have long tried to ban street vendors, taco trucks, cottage-food industries and other Mexican culinary traditions from suburbs and cities alike, only to see the common American repudiate them again and again.
And that's what's going to happen with SB 1070. It will go down as did California's Proposition 187, which sought to make all government workers migra agents but later was declared unconstitutional. It'll fail like the mass deportations of Operation Wetback in the 1950s and those that occurred during the Great Depression — government mandates that Mexicans and the Americans who hire them quickly ignored. It'll fall like Los Angeles — once one of the most gabacho big cities in the United States, now run by a hell of a lot of Mexicans and their obsequious gabacho counterparts.
Hell, even Tom Tancredo loves Mexican food. The notoriously anti-Mexican former Colorado congressman debated me about assimilation in Denver during the fall of 2010. And what did we eat before the philosophical fisticuffs? Tamales.
America: If Tom Tancredo, who did his damnedest to stop Mexicans from coming into this country and left a failed legacy on that front, admitted defeat with each bite of a millennia-old meal, then so will you. Don't worry: We'll be nice. And we'll make sure to add an extra shot of tequila to your frozen margarita when the courts, either now or in a decade or two, realize that SB 1070 is the Plessy v. Ferguson of the 21st century and overturn this pendejada. In the meantime, keep stuffing your face with tacos!
I personally believe that Mexican foods are very delicious & maintain quality to serve better health.
Can't wait till we have the peace and solemnity of Ciudad Juarez right outside our windows!
that article was so stupid you can like whatever kind of food you want and not like the race i like german sausage but i hate hitler get it?
You say America's love / hate with Mexicans and Mexican food. Then you go on to say KKK ate Mexican food. You twist your words exposing your racist view of Americans as KKK. America is all races. Our constitution tolerates extremes from far Right to far Left. There is too much far Right and too much far left. They are minorities. All the Mexicans I have known drink Budweiser. Mexican Cerveza is better than Budweiser. Go have a Budweiser. I will have a Corona. Please Google: RTD Light Rail / Bus Collision Course
This article was very one-sided and short-minded. Like Cplboone stated, the author has lumped every Mexican, both legal and illegal, into the same bucket and has done the same for KKKlowns, Tancredos, and every other Gringo in the USA. If you wanted to bicker about American's love for something produced from Mexico how about discussing our love for the drug cartel's produce section?
What part of Illegal do you not understand? Most people I know including Tom Tancredo do not have a problem with a Legally Immigrated Mexican or any Legal Immigrants and they are welcomed with open arms. The Problem comes when Mexicans disregard our laws and enter the US Illegally. I do not understand whats so hard for you idiots to understand about that? It seems so simple to me. Its Funny that you do not use Illegal in your trash story once. Its also a disgrace to all Mexicans who Immigrated to this once great country Legally, that you lump all Mexicans Legal / Illegal in the USA together in 1 group. Yes I know they are 1 group in Mexico, but there is a differance in the USA. SMH
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