Dear Bongsucker Billy,
Do actual readers submit these poignant fascinating questions? .... just like the letters to Penthouse Forum are from real women ...
... or do you fabricate them yourself as some have suggested? ... given that the grammar and spelling are a bit too accurate to come from the typical slacker stoners who'd actually be stupid enough to pose such inane, vapid, puerile queries.
Inquiring minds want to know.