Ask a Stoner: Were you ever busted as a kid?

Dear Stoner: My parents just caught me smoking a joint with friends, and now I'm grounded until summer is over. Did you ever get busted when you were younger?

Grounded in Golden

Dear GG: Yes, I got busted all the time by parents, security guards, college-dorm assistants, campus police, the ski patrol and even my friend's mom, the very first time I smoked. I've told that story in the blogs before, but the long-short of it is that I should have realized then that I wasn't very good at keeping my cannabis use a secret. You should work on that skill, young Jedi toker.

The best/worst time I ever got popped was in high school, though. I was bopping along in my shitty convertible Mustang, listening to a scratchy Grateful Dead tape with the top down, when the neighborhood patrol cop chirped his siren to pull me over just yards from my friend's house. I stopped the car and turned down the stereo — and when he walked up to the wide-open car, he smiled and immediately asked me why the car smelled like marijuana.

I looked at him like he was the stoner. I was in a convertible, with the top down. If it smelled like marijuana, it was probably coming from my friend's back yard — but not my car. Or so I thought. In my door pocket was a bowl's worth of schwag in a cigarette cellophane wrapper — but I had forgotten about that, and I thought I could one-up the cop by letting him search my clean car. I still debate whether or not he truly smelled it or just pulled one over on my young, dumb ass.

Well, he found the pot. But the kicker to this story is that I didn't turn my stereo down quite far enough, and as his fat ass struggled around the car, searching for anything else to bust me with, the prick started singing the Grateful Dead. While busting me for weed. He made me stamp it out into dust on the concrete, then call my mother to come pick me up from his custody.

In retrospect, that's a lot better than going to jail, but at the time it was even more humiliating to have my mom come pick me up and have the cop lecture me in front of her like he's my dickhead older brother trying to teach me a lesson before he runs off and parties with his friends.

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Got busted a few times. To the point that my parents called the local police on me to, I guess, teach me a lesson - at 16. I came home late after school, baked as hell. My dad smashes my BMX and has cops come to our property. Cops search me and find nothing (because I literally left my bud in my friend's car - who had dropped me off at the bottom of my driveway). They handcuff me and take me to the station in the back of their Blazer. They cuff my ankle and give me a ration of shit for two hours before telling me that my parents don't want me to come home for the night, and child services aren't wasting their time with me. So, I call my homey's mom from the station (who was also my mom's friend) who couldn't get involved but told me my friend was at the movie theater. So, I get dropped off by the cops at the movie theater, meet up with some other friends like two minutes later, and we head off to the gravel pits and proceed to party for the rest of the night. Oh yea, and the cop who dropped me off shook my hand before we parted ways. Yea, that was an intense night. Lesson learned...??

Mane Rok
Mane Rok

15. back porch. aint that abouta beeeeeech.

DonkeyHotay topcommenter

Good thing that the Lying Liars and Ignorant Stoners who wrote and promoted that festering piece of shit A64 EXPLICITLY EXCLUDED EVERYONE under 21 years old -- the demographic that suffers the most arrests for recreational marijuana -- from any legal protection whatsoever!

Arrests Prevented by A64 for those under 21 = FUCKING ZERO!



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