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Guardians of the Galaxy has a sense of humor, but no real wit

<i>Guardians of the Galaxy</i> has a sense of humor, but no real wit
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Chris Pratt stars in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Beware the movie that's Fun with a capital F, the one populated with seemingly unpretentious characters that say adorable, clever things, the one that presents each off-kilter joke as if it were a porcelain curio, the one that boasts a comfort-food soundtrack of songs you've always liked but perhaps haven't heard in a while. On the plus side, James Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy, adapted from the Marvel comic book series of the same name, has a sense of humor about itself: Even when characters strut around dropping hefty expository bundles like "Ronan is destroying Xanderian outposts throughout the galaxy," they do so with a wink. But by the end, you'll have been winked at so much you may think you've been staring at a strobe light for nearly two hours. Guardians of the Galaxy is proof that a picture can have a sense of humor yet have no real wit. It hits every beat, but it hasn't got the beat.

You might be fooled into thinking otherwise at the beginning. Guardians opens with a flashback preamble detailing a key episode in the childhood of our hero, Peter Quill (played, as a youngster, by Wyatt Oleff): His mother, dying in a hospital, begs him to take her hand; he recoils, only to be filled with remorse seconds later when she draws her last breath. The totem he clings to is a mixtape of "Awesome Music" she's made for him, filled with rad-pop treasures from her own youth and maybe from yours, too, like the Raspberries' "Go All the Way" and 10cc's "I'm Not in Love." Cut to Quill as a brawny, space-roaming grownup, now played by Chris Pratt: He's still listening to that tape, and we see him, headphones clamped to his ears, swaggering through a dazzling, surreal, blue-green alien landscape — rife with obnoxious, scampering lizards, which he impatiently kicks out of the way — to the strains of Redbone's "Come and Get Your Love."

Fun! Right? Actually, that early sequence almost is fun, though it's just a little too self-aware, too pleased with itself, to work. Later, our rogue space scavenger is joined in his exploits by green-skinned butt-kicker Gamora (Zoe Saldana), beefcake-y, tattooed chrome-dome Drax (pro wrestler Dave Bautista), and an unlikely duo of soldiers of fortune: cranky talking raccoon Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper) and his bark-covered sidekick, Groot (Vin Diesel), a thinking, feeling, ambulatory plant form with exceedingly sad, slightly watery eyes. Naturally, none of these characters like one another much at first. But they quickly realize that five heads and twelve legs are the bare minimum needed to keep the villainous, stripey-faced Ronan (Lee Pace) from destroying the galaxy. Also, at one point they'll have to take a meeting with Glenn Close in a winter-white pretzel hairdo, and that's seriously scary.

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Guardians of the GalaxyDirected by James Gunn. Written by James Gunn and Nicole Perlman. Based on the Marvel comic book by Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning. Starring Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Lee Pace, John C. Reilly, Glenn Close and Benicio Del Toro.

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But what really kills the fun — as opposed to the Fun — of Guardians of the Galaxy is its desperate attempt to be casual and quirky and irreverent nearly every minute. Groot and Rocket are, admittedly, well designed: Rocket, with his expressively raggedy fur, comes off as a crotchety refugee from Fantastic Mr. Fox. And the perpetually sorrowful Groot, his arms and legs a tangle of art-nouveau roots, strikes the right balance between somber elegance and whimsy.

Otherwise, the movie works so hard to advertise its disreputability that it comes off as anything but.

 
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justin502
justin502

The film bucks the trend of having a "real" tone that comic books movies have taken, and instead takes it self as a joke. 


Guardians of the Galaxy follows in the same light as any Transformers movie.  Poorly written pop corn movie, with zany characters, over the top special effects implausible situations, last minute saves, with some ridiculous ending. There is a dance sequence at the end of heavens sake. 


No consistency with the film.  The movie setups a Foot Loose joke, then brings it up again to reinforces the joke.  If your going to have a dance number at the end of the film, and not use Foot Loose, why setup the joke at all?


There is no decent story here, no depth.  I was begging for some relationship between Star Lord and his surrogate father Yondu Udonta.  You could tell it was there. As Udonata's plane went down, some simple dialogue "I'm going to crash.... SON". 


Personally I like a good well thought out story, and this film is anything but that.  The film feels like I do after I masturbate..  empty.  



akon83
akon83

@ Stephanie Zacharek
I had to write something because I read your review while on the toilet. Ended up seeing the movie despite your review. So glad I did because I ended up walking out laughing with my friends and we all agreed the fact the film never took itself seriously was a very good thing. Guardians of the Galaxy is way better than some people such as yourself are giving it credit for, and it’s starting to wear my patience thin.

Everyone is valid to there opinion however its funny how this is one of the highest rated movies of 2014 yet you found so many negative things going on with it. I guess the director should apologize to you for being too quirky as you put it. Many of your comments remind me of going to the cinema with my film director friends whom I loved. However especially when I was enjoying a film they would never shut up and break down everything wrong with the movie as we were watching it. I guess in the end I'm glad I wasn't sitting next to you watching this film.

 

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