A few egregiously irresponsible things to get drunk and do on St. Patrick's Day
Here's to rampant dumbassery!
It's St. Patrick's Day today, and we all know what that means: If you haven't started drinking by now, you're doing it wrong. We also know that there's nothing like unbridled day drinking to provide the lubrication for actions you will later regret -- and as far as making bad decisions go (at least if you're anything like us), you're probably not going to need any extra help beyond old Jameson. Nevertheless, just in case you need a little nudge in the completely wrong direction, we've got you covered. Here are a few terrible suggestions for egregiously irresponsible things to do on St. Patrick's Day:
Joel Warner and Nick Lucchesi contributed to this dumb list.
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