Dan Maes: International man of mystery?

In response to a Denver Post story that suggested Dan Maes had fabricated a story about his past as a police officer, Maes spokesperson Nate Strauch told Westword's Michael Roberts that "[Maes] never claimed he was a master spy." That may be true, but over here at Show and Tell, we feel as if he may be selling old Dan a little short. After all, Maes is hip to the vast U.N. conspiracy, and the way his campaign is going, it's almost like he's trying to sabotage Dick Wadhams. Whatever the case, Maes may not be a spy, but here's what could have been.

Dan Maes: The Roger Moore of Bonds
Dan Maes: The Roger Moore of Bonds
Nobody's innocent in this shit.
Nobody's innocent in this shit.
Hard to tell what he's shooting at here, but possibly a B-cycler.
Hard to tell what he's shooting at here, but possibly a B-cycler.
Clear and present Dan... ger. Sorry.
Clear and present Dan... ger. Sorry.

 

Here evading the U.N.EXPAND
Here evading the U.N.
Forgive me... I think this one's my favorite.
Forgive me... I think this one's my favorite.

 

He doesn't quite have her lips, but that face... it's so seductive.
He doesn't quite have her lips, but that face... it's so seductive.
Lovely party... pity I wasn't invited.
Lovely party... pity I wasn't invited.
Wait. What happened to Tom Tancredo?
Wait. What happened to Tom Tancredo?

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