Denver Cruisers taking city for an April 1 ride with 2013 "themes"
Update: Check out the real themes below. The first Denver Cruiser ride of the season won't be until May 15, but the themes for the next season were just posted. Or were they? "Because we got so much flak this winter for merely suggesting 'Homeless' as a theme to vote for on FB, we decided to dedicate our entire summer in an effort to help break the barriers of intolerance and misunderstanding about this worldwide epidemic," reads the note on the Denver Cruisers Facebook page. "We understand the challenges that some may have with this subject matter, however, it seems like a worthwhile effort to bring it more clearly to people's attention."
So every Wednesday, "we'll tackle the stereotypical attitudes frequently directed toward those without a place to hang their hats," the site promises. But since the info was just posted on April 1, we suspect the Cruisers are taking Denver for a ride. Keep reading for the alleged themes....
The Denver Cruisers 2013 Themes?
May 16 Shopping Carts & Sleeping Bags
May 22 What Smells Like Piss?
May 29 Homeless Triangle
June 4 Alleys, Gutters & Garbage Cans
June 11 Holes in Everything
June 17 The Voice
June 24 Shit-Faced on Listerine
July 5 Soup Kitchen: Eat Like a King
July 12 @#$%^ Bitch, I'm Not Crazy!
July 19 Dreadlocks, Droopy Pants & Land Rovers (Boulder)
July 28 Bus Ticket to El Paso
August 2 Hey Buddy, Change A Spare?
August 9 Jesus Saves
August 17 Warm Showers & Free Soap
August 24 Can't You Hear Those Bells Too?
Sept 1 Aluminum
Sept 9 Who Stole Mah Shoooz?
Sept 15 Skid Marks & Semen Stains
Sept 17 Cardboard Houses
Sept 26 Hypothermia
Burgos with: Ransteez, Giothevillan, Chicitychino
TicketsSat., Jan. 28, 8:00pm
Stand Up! the Workshop - Comedy Showcase
TicketsTue., Jan. 31, 7:00pm
TicketsThu., Feb. 2, 7:30pm
These Jokes Are for You (W/ Denver Comedy Champion Nathan Lund)
TicketsThu., Feb. 2, 8:00pm
Future Faces of Funny
TicketsWed., Feb. 8, 7:30pm
We hear the real themes may be posted later today on the website, where you can already buy this year's license plate. In the meantime, What Denver Cruisers themes would you really like to see this year?
Update: As predicted, the Cruisers' have admitted their April fool's joke -- and announced the real themes for 2013. Take a look:
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