Doggiewoggiez! Poochiewoochiez!: Top ten dog-themed Everything is Terrible videos
The video editing masterminds over at Everything is Terrible will be in town Saturday to show their new film Doggiewoggiez! Poochiewoochiez! at the Denver FilmCenter/Colfax. The collective is known for compiling tons of found footage into hypnotizing viral videos, and their canine-themed movie tonight will do the same, but in a loosely narrative, feature-length form. To get you in the mood for the video madness, we've compiled our top ten favorite EIT pooch-themed videos, including ghost dogs, dog massage, and more.10. Poochie'z Rainbow!
When a dog jumps into the toilet in this mash-up, magical adventures ensue. 9. Branson or Bust!
This bizarre video tells the story of Harold and Precious Dog, two canines who take a road trip to Branson that ends with a terrible, terrible musical number.
8. God loves a good Doggie Body Swap!
Did you know that God sends down puppet dogs from heaven to body swap with regular dogs and then burn paw symbols into kids' casts? Well, at least that's what this oddly religious video seems to be saying. 7. How I Saved the President
Dogs really care about the president, according to this heartwarming classic where the family dog stops an assassination attempt with the help of one little boy who believes in him. 6. Snow Dogs Vs. Chilly Dogs
Did you know Snow Dogs and Chilly Dogs are basically the same movie? This scene-to-scene mash-up proves it with lots of scenes of Cuba Gooding Jr. and Skeet Ulrich falling in the snow with a bunch of canines.
5. Puppy Party!
Who doesn't love dogs in human clothing? That's all this video is. And it's really cute.
4. Dogville Babylon
The dogs of Old Hollywood had strange and sordid pasts, as this clip reveals. 3. Magic Dog or Ghost Dog?
This three minute rundown of some crazy movie about a boy and his ghost dog will make you wish your dog could do things like turn invisible and knee bullies in the balls with a baseball.
2. And Now Your Dog Wants A Massage?
"Petting is passe!" proclaims Maryjean Ballner, the host of this instructional video on dog massage. She teaches techniques like "Ear This," and "Voice Massage," where she sings invented songs to the tune of "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" to her dogs as they try to escape.
1. How to Seduce a Pooch
Ever want to see a grown man sing a duet with a dog puppet? Yeah, us neither. But this video tops the list because of the sheer ridiculousness of the song "Looking for a Lifetime Friend," and the amazing vocal ranges the puppet dog can reach.
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