Five reasons Denver needs an extraterrestrial commission
Give Jeff Peckman something to do Please let this guy stop making rap videos
More sweet jumps You might say that just because we have a commission doesn't mean the aliens are going to be any more likely to come here -- but you know what? It's nothing like that, penis breath.
Boulder An extraterrestrial commission could keep busy studying pretty much everyone who comes down from there.
The paranoia You ever seen a space alien, man? You ever seen a space alien... on weed? With the huge influx of medical marijuana in the last couple of years, Denver needs something to comfort it about the weird shit it gets paranoid about.
To counteract the influence of Tom Tancredo Because we all know how that guy feels about aliens.
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