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Five reasons Denver needs an extraterrestrial commission

Five reasons Denver needs an extraterrestrial commission

Give Jeff Peckman something to do Please let this guy stop making rap videos

Five reasons Denver needs an extraterrestrial commission

More sweet jumps You might say that just because we have a commission doesn't mean the aliens are going to be any more likely to come here -- but you know what? It's nothing like that, penis breath.

Five reasons Denver needs an extraterrestrial commission

Boulder An extraterrestrial commission could keep busy studying pretty much everyone who comes down from there.

Five reasons Denver needs an extraterrestrial commission

The paranoia You ever seen a space alien, man? You ever seen a space alien... on weed? With the huge influx of medical marijuana in the last couple of years, Denver needs something to comfort it about the weird shit it gets paranoid about.

Five reasons Denver needs an extraterrestrial commission

To counteract the influence of Tom Tancredo Because we all know how that guy feels about aliens.


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