Gratuitous Randomness: Captain Picard is a badass

​Because it's a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, we bring you Captain Jean-Luc Picard, who will destroy you with a phaser and then enjoy a roast-beef pirogi over your smoldering remains. So here you go: 11 images of Captain Picard being a badass.

Story of his life, pretty much.
Story of his life, pretty much.
Everyone has a soft spot
Everyone has a soft spot
You laugh, you die.
You laugh, you die.
It's basically a death sentence.
It's basically a death sentence.
It's you, being shamed by Captain Picard's badassness.
It's you, being shamed by Captain Picard's badassness.
What was that you just said about Picard's tin whistle?
What was that you just said about Picard's tin whistle?
You disgust Captain Picard.
You disgust Captain Picard.
Sums it up.
Sums it up.

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