Gratuitous Randomness: Fish that resemble penises

More than anything, Halloween is a time to try on a new identity, to be one thing and become something else. But homo sapiens sapiens is not the only species to engage in a game of dress-up of sorts -- animals do it all the time, like cats that look like Hitler, for example. Or, for another example, fish that resemble penises. In the spirit of Halloween, and because it's Wednesday, the day that we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related images about whatever topic we happen to come up with, here you go: 11 images of fish that resemble penises.

Whales also have enormous penises, which, if you think about it, kind of makes this whale pretty postmodern, in a way.
Whales also have enormous penises, which, if you think about it, kind of makes this whale pretty postmodern, in a way.
If you thought Teletubbies were turning your kids homosexual, watch out.
If you thought Teletubbies were turning your kids homosexual, watch out.
What's wrong with Flipper?
What's wrong with Flipper?
Rejoice, 88-Fingers Louie: It is now possible to "eat a bowl of dicks."
Rejoice, 88-Fingers Louie: It is now possible to "eat a bowl of dicks."
Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.
Well, close enough.
Well, close enough.
Not actually a fish (it's a mole), but... wow. Gross.
Not actually a fish (it's a mole), but... wow. Gross.
When you need to send a subliminal message about your luau.
When you need to send a subliminal message about your luau.
For real: How adorable are these guys?
For real: How adorable are these guys?
I'll just leave this here.
I'll just leave this here.

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