Gratuitous Randomness: Lawn gnomes

Because it's a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, in honor of the San Luis Obispo Police Department's ridiculous press release warning parents about the menace of pedobear, we're bringing you lawn gnomes, pretty much just because they remind us vaguely of pedobear. So here you go: 11 images involving lawn gnomes.

And this is why lawn gnomes remind us of pedobear.
And this is why lawn gnomes remind us of pedobear.
This gnome is hammered.
This gnome is hammered.
"Aaaay, whaddaya?"
"Aaaay, whaddaya?"
This gnome is as sad as the life of the person whose yard he's in.
This gnome is as sad as the life of the person whose yard he's in.
Who isn't nearly as sad as the person who owns this yard.
Who isn't nearly as sad as the person who owns this yard.
"Las buenas noticias son que hemos reunido las fuerzas. Las malas noticias son que estoy bastante seguro que estamos perdidos."
"Las buenas noticias son que hemos reunido las fuerzas. Las malas noticias son que estoy bastante seguro que estamos perdidos."
Just picked this one because it was weird.
Just picked this one because it was weird.
Lawn gnomes: Slightly less sad than lawn flamingos.
Lawn gnomes: Slightly less sad than lawn flamingos.

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