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Gratuitous Randomness: Sad monkeys + Morrissey lyrics

When this monkey is lying in his bed, he thinks about life, and he thinks about death. And neither one particularly appeals to him.
When this monkey is lying in his bed, he thinks about life, and he thinks about death. And neither one particularly appeals to him.
This monkey is the son and the heir of nothing in particular
This monkey is the son and the heir of nothing in particular
This monkey is a sweet and tender hooligan. And really, he would never, never do it again.
This monkey is a sweet and tender hooligan. And really, he would never, never do it again.
You shut your mouth. How can you say this monkey goes about things the wrong way?
You shut your mouth. How can you say this monkey goes about things the wrong way?
This monkey was looking for a job and then he found a job, and heaven knows he's miserable now.
This monkey was looking for a job and then he found a job, and heaven knows he's miserable now.

 

Shyness is nice, but shyness will stop this monkey from doing all the things in life he wants to.
Shyness is nice, but shyness will stop this monkey from doing all the things in life he wants to.
If you have five seconds to spare, this monkey will tell you the story of his life.
If you have five seconds to spare, this monkey will tell you the story of his life.
If the people stare, then the people stare. This monkey really doesn't know and he really doesn't care.
If the people stare, then the people stare. This monkey really doesn't know and he really doesn't care.
Deep in the cell of this monkey's heart, he will feel so glad to go.
Deep in the cell of this monkey's heart, he will feel so glad to go.
This monkey will never make that mistake again.
This monkey will never make that mistake again.

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