It is way too soon to joke about the three-disasters-rolled-into-one happening in Japan right now. Luckily, though, for those of us with an almost unbearable urge for shocking tactlessness, Japan is making the jokes for us with a public service video for children explaining via one of the most convoluted metaphors ever that, basically, Nuclear Boy has a bad stomach ache and he needs to defecate, but doctors need to prevent him from doing so because "it would surely ruin everyone's day if he pooped."
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