Jersey Shore 3, Episode 5 recap: Ronnie, the broken man
Deena does not toss salads. She repeats, does not toss salads.
So, we missed last week's episode of Jersey Shore. Our bad. Yes, we know, MTV replayed it at least thirty times since, but we just forgot, okay? From the commercials and pre-show recaps, it looks like Snooki possibly realized she had a drinking problem, but thankfully bounced back into her regular state of denial. Tom (JWoww's off-screen bf) dumped her, leaving her house in Long Island and two small dogs unattended. Tom is also a bizarre thief of a man, lifting J's harddrive, wrist watch and a mattress upon vacating.
The moment of the dreaded uncle cock-block.
Downstairs, the genade tries to ruin the Situation's chance at smashing her friend--cue the grenade horn. Grenade is diverted, but the night of terror isn't over. The lovely lady Vinny brought home has been followed closely behind by her uncle. Yes, Vinny is sufficiently cock-blocked by 22-year-old girl's uncle. He swears to call her, but then tells the camera that, of course, he's not gong to call this girl. If she ever reappears on the show, we will only refer to her as Uncle-girl.
Ronnie, the broken man.
JWoww laughs at the notion that Deena may have tossed a salad.
The next morning, MVP head to the barbershop, where they hear from the barber who heard from Deena's man, Dean, that she likes to go down south on the backside. Later on at the gym, the Situation tells Deena the salad tossing rumor, which she--like any woman would--denies.
Deena, smashing the salad tossing allegations.
"It's kind of frustrating when a girl has a protective uncle." - Vinny
"If he's giggling, game over." - Vinny
"Good thing I'm trained in the art of dodging a grenade" - Pauly D
"This isn't god. God isn't your ego." - Vinny
"Keep it classy? Are you serious?" - Roger (JWoww's bf)
"Happy hour, the happiest hour ever" - Ryder (Snooki's friend)
"It doesn't come up as 'stripper pole' on my credit card does it?" - Snooki
"My teeth and my mouth is too precious to go down that way." - Deena
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